Halloween

Post by **Manoil** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:21 pm

Had a post going, browser crashed, now I'm pissed. So this is going up sloppy and fast, as most of you assholes prefer your pleasures anyway.

The Costume (with the Jagermeister wetspot)

The Topic
What did you do for Halloween? Did anyone else notice less kids doing the rounds? I fucking hate kids who come back more than once/are too old/don't have a costume/etc etc

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:34 pm

I slapped on an old Drew Bledsoe jersey (frightening!) and some eye black at that last minute.

But yeah, I live in one of those "last stand" neighborhoods if you know what I mean. The kids from the ghetto come pulling up in cars because clearly we have better candy than in the hood. These Puerto Ricans came to my house dressed as "fat", I thought they were pregnant. Who cares, I subjected them to my drunken ramblings while they anxiously waited for me to dole out the Dum-dums like they were bumps of coke. I enjoyed it.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:36 pm

No costumes, no trick and treaters. Christians had their religious holiday on Sunday, which they spent taking outdoor candles to family graves. I spent (wasted) my Saturday on binge drinking with friends, Sunday watching ye olde horror movies and not-so-old other movies.

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:14 am

who's the jailbait chun-li?

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:38 am

I went to a party dressed as Zap Brannigan (as stated before).

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:49 am

Manoil wrote:What did you do for Halloween?

I went as a Dungeon Keeper. I oppressed people for little money. I do it for the glory.

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:14 pm

I was Ironman, my girlfriend was Lady Gaga and my best friend was 80's vampire (looked a lot like Wayne actually, from Wayne's World).

Post by **King of Creation** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:31 pm

You're best friend is totally trying to feel up your girlfriend.

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:57 pm

They are just very close friends.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:32 am

Of course they are.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:54 pm

Frater Perdurabo wrote:just very close friends.

Thanks, gotta remember that line.

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:16 pm

Fo' real tho'

Post by **Manoil** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:24 pm

cazsim83 wrote:who's the jailbait chun-li?

Matt's Russian girlfriend Inna (who I believe I've mentioned somewhere on here prior to this thread)

Mismatch wrote:I went to a party dressed as Zap Brannigan (as stated before).

That's hilarious! My friend Greg went as Fry, pulled it off pretty well, but not with that much attention to detail as you've displayed

Frater Perdurabo wrote:I was Ironman, my girlfriend was Lady Gaga and my best friend was 80's vampire (looked a lot like Wayne actually, from Wayne's World).

Definitely awesome. Best part is that she's only pretending to be a psychotic-robot-freemason [possibly-tranny] musician and can lift the veil tomorrow. Get shitfaced at all?

At any rate, I was really excited about my costume; $15 and I fucking massively trumped the $50 shitpile available at Party City. Bought the jacket, purple pants, and dress shoes at the Hospice thrift for a collective 8 bucks, the fedora at a party shop on sale for $5 (before tax), chopped up a t-shirt to make the mask, and borrowed the gloves and scarf. The photo is kinda bad considering I had already liften the mask to take a shot (incredibly difficult to get back under the scarf after removing it) and it's not a full body shot, but the gist is that I got a helluva lot of great comments on the getup and even got hit on by a few hot girls and one fugly one at the party I went to. Either way guys, it was a fitting end to literally one of the best weeks of my life and I'm fuckin loving the memories of what went down (even though I'm still recovering from the weekend itself). Hope you gents had an equally awesome time

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:31 pm

I went as nothing. The entire family was sick so we stayed home. I put a sign on the door that said H1N1. No Candy.

Post by **Manoil** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 9:55 pm

...kinda makes me think I could save cash next year by hanging a sign on my front door reading "Diabetic"

Amis · Post by **Amis** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:24 pm

Was eating an ethiopian... dish... Food. With my family and afterwards I think I went to the bar or something like that.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:24 pm

ExtremeDrinker wrote:I went as nothing. The entire family was sick so we stayed home. I put a sign on the door that said H1N1. No Candy.

This. Is good. Very good.

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:11 am

Manoil wrote:"]Definitely awesome. Best part is that she's only pretending to be a psychotic-robot-freemason [possibly-tranny] musician and can lift the veil tomorrow. Get shitfaced at all?

Horribly, but that's just a commodity when you look at my current life, I really have to stop drinking or alcohol will destroy my life and brain. But what the fuck else is there to do?

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:38 am

Drinker, I bet it was some kid in one of your classes that gave it to you. I'd bet money on that.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:22 pm

Frater Perdurabo wrote:I really have to stop drinking or alcohol will destroy my life and brain. But what the fuck else is there to do?

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