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Poll :: If Fallout 3 was a woman I would...

make love to it gently
25%
 25%  [ 3 ]
make love to it roughly
75%
 75%  [ 9 ]
Total Votes : 12


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Dogmeatlives
Living Legend
Living Legend


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Memories, sweetened through the ages just like wine...

For full effect and to understand the complete intent of this thread, please listen to one of the following video while reading some of our fondest flatterings we have whispered into the ears of Fallout 3-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-L6rEm0rnY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_YzwL9-c_w

Try reading this post without crying...

Farewells:

Nicolai- Try your luck at NMA, we don't care
I'm probably not going to bother grabbing the DLC

spokomptonjdub-

Drunk_Squid- where is the human ingenuity?

Vasikka- What, another one? aiee
Fallout 3 is a vapid turd even without a reference point in the past. But it sure does appeal to dumbfucks.
I am, in fact, Maccy Man's alt.

entertainer- True Fallout spirit.
wow how interesting NOT
I like to shit on other peoples ambition. Its what we do in Lithuania, the asshole of the world
I really did lol at that. Really has nothing to do with this thread does it.

rad resistance- Or you can rape the computer and your father, while Todd Howard cums in your eye laughing.

Superhaze- Not enough smileys.
Superhaze wrote:
MR Snake wrote:
entertainer wrote:
You make me hard.

Where are the junkies? Hookers? Stragglers? Survivors? Thugs? Raiders who can talk?
Spewbag is not a post-modernist.

Macky- HARD COCK

Dreadnought- Wait... they don't have a one armed leather jacket?!

Smiley- everyone is GENERIC MALE 03 swell guy HAIRDO 04 AND GOATEE 27..

Dogmeatlives- I also wish that the creatures were all more sociable.
We all should ba ashamed of ourselves.
I actually puked while playing this game last night!

Catman83- Bo gonna shove you down pants!!!!
Srsly you guys, wtf?
W....T.....F....!?

popscythe- I'm done playing this shitpile

First Force- FUCK BETHSEDA AND THEIR BUGGY SHIT GAMES EVER SINCE ELDER SCROLLS: DAGGERFALL AND FUCK ME FOR FALLING INTO THE SAME JOKE BECAUSE IM HOOKED arg......

senisterdenister- To attempt to use logic to explain why Bethesda did what they did would make any sane man go mad.
Don't buy it.

Mr. Snake- all I got was some shitty chinese pistol with flame ammo that doesnt even hurt robots.
I was under the assumption, due to the movies and info leaked that it would be true to fallout.
I salute you with this silver silicon dildo (stolen from Walts nightstand) in tribute!
I am posting here to increase my postcount to 100

Some random turd- i love the game immensly

Cimmerian Nights
- Bethesda is to RPGs what Fanta Grape is to wine.

KillZig- I can't wait to make a Fallout 3 clan on XBLive.

St. Toxic- was probably playing Oblivion at the time.
swell guy looking for an honest living.

gorrilaz- the only problem is they do not combine the old worker of fallout 1,2 with bethesda worker..

jetbaby- I use my handheld atomic catapult.

OriahUlrich- might as well all laugh at the episode of Family Guy where Peter's cop friend gets new legs.

Aonaran- crazy shit man I love this game.

Caleb- Am I the only one who is thoroughly unimpressed with graphics?
Pinto.

Pip- no.
hey guys, Fo3 is actually not that bad of a 'trequel'

Manoil- I seriously feel the need to investigate the psyche of said darkie in question
I thought I heard Justin Long doing voice acting for the radio distress signal
Mufasa, bitch nagguh

Amis- Can we open up a help forum for Fallout 3 and just give bad advice?
Oh Laawddyy

Doc Hill- You shouldn't have put it in your ass in the first place

Kashluk- Strikes as :epic: in my eyes

ExtremeDrinker- I wrote a walkthrough for Super Mario RPG. No lie.

pelegrin
- oh yeah one last thing your mum called she to say you were a mistake

Stainless- I can't really put this any better, the game is dull & boring and probably a cure for insomnia if I ever get it again.

Retlaw83
- No, more like the black gang members who run the train on your mom every other weekday.
I gazed deep into the endless depths of her vagina

Blargh- Are you some sort of a cunt ? Is that what you are ? A cunt ? ARE YOU SOME SORT OF A CUNT ? CUNT.
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VasikkA
No more Tuna
No more Tuna


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Whatever it is, it is beautiful salute
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Manoil
Wastelander's Nightmare
Wastelander's Nightmare


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

icon_drunk
sweet memories
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah
Goatse Messiah


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm typing this as I shit directly into Emil Pagliarulo's mouth.
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Manoil
Wastelander's Nightmare
Wastelander's Nightmare


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him the corn's from me
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MadBill
Strider Elite
Strider Elite


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Posts: 932
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It was pretty good to listen to both videos at the same time.
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SenisterDenister
250 Posts til Somewhere
250 Posts til Somewhere


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Posts: 2982
Location: Cackalackyland

PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good times.
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rad resistance
Striding Hero
Striding Hero


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Posts: 1435
Location: Penn's Woods

PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's always fun too make fun of Bethsoft.
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Manoil
Wastelander's Nightmare
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Even better when your grammar's the punchline



EDIT: AWWW GAAWD YOU ASSHOLES GOTTA SEE THIS RAUNCHY BULLSHIT
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MadBill
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PiP
Last, Best Hope of Humanity
Last, Best Hope of Humanity


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Manoil wrote:
Even better when your grammar's the punchline



EDIT: AWWW GAAWD YOU ASSHOLES GOTTA SEE THIS RAUNCHY BULLSHIT
this much attention is red rasistans' biggest achievement at DAC or maybe even in life.
But yeah, you've pretty much nailed it.
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Amis
Vault Elite
Vault Elite


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ah sweet memories always bring tears to my one eye.
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Manoil
Wastelander's Nightmare
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

MadBill wrote:
Quote:
Some files and images on this site are classed as "adult-only" for nude content, extreme violence or otherwise mature content. To help protect those people who do not wish to see such content, especially those who browse this site at work, the site has a content filter in place to block the viewing of such files.

Unblocking this content is very simple. You need to be a registered member of this site and logged in. To change your viewing preferences, including whether you can view files classed as adult-only, simply change your member preferences and return to this page.

Thank you for your understanding.

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It said some douche and douchette got engaged via Fallout 3. That's like... getting engaged at a used-car lot. Or Chucky Cheese.
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MadBill
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 5:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow. That's like, an understatement. Like buttering up a glass table, taking a shit on it, and then playing airhockey with a buttered table and a turd.
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Manoil
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

MadBill wrote:
Wow. That's like, an understatement. Like buttering up a glass table, taking a shit on it, and then playing airhockey with a buttered table and a turd.
A quote for the ages.
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St. Toxic
Haha you're still not there yet
Haha you're still not there yet


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

icon_sadblinky salute
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