Bastards.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:50 pm

Last night my car was broken into. The only things stolen were my external hard drive and my jacket. I admit, it was a chilly night, but you guys know my girth..They probably look like an idiot in my jacket.

So they left the laptop. They left my iPod. They left my stack of CDs and my "designer" sunglasses (which my students assure me they are willing to steal if I leave them on a table). They took my hard drive and a jacket.

This hard drive is 1 week old. I had just backed up my entire school computer and other school-related external hard drive to it. It has nothing but educational videos, origami, papercrafts, and school related printables. Except one folder...That folder has scans of my transcripts, birth certificate, teaching certificate, driver's license and Social Security card. You'd be surprised how often as a teacher I need to have all those things handy to e-mail to the higher-ups.

So we filed a police report. Turns out a few other vehicles (all the same make, model, and color) were broken into last night with nothing stolen.

It seems this person was after my school hard drive and nothing else.

So what do you think? One of my former students? One of my current student's parents? It'd have to be someone who was just interested in the neat school crap I had on the drive...Obviously none of the students or anyone else for that matter would know my personal info was stored on it. Also, I'm pretty sure I was followed at least most of the way home yesterday from school. The truck turned down a street three blocks from my street, but what a coincidence they made it 14 miles right behind me before turning off.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:21 pm

Just got a call from the wife. The police gave her a call and she just picked up my hard drive. It was found in the bushes at one of the other houses that had their car broken into.

Apparently they just wanted my jacket as it has yet to be found.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:01 pm

ExtremeDrinker wrote:So they left the laptop. They left my iPod. They left my stack of CDs and my "designer" sunglasses (which my students assure me they are willing to steal if I leave them on a table). They took my hard drive and a jacket.

must be pollocks

ExtremeDrinker wrote: Turns out a few other vehicles (all the same make, model, and color) were broken into last night with nothing stolen

you crossed somebody and they're cooking a nasty nasty thing with your personal details in revenge!

ExtremeDrinker wrote:Apparently they just wanted my jacket as it has yet to be found.

Fetishist student? Male or female I'm wondering..

Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:14 pm

man ... your students would so fail in the wastelands

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:11 pm

Goretheglowingone wrote:man ... your students would so fail in the wastelands

Actually, in a post-apocalyptic situation, I would also prefer a nice jacket over an iPod.

Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:45 pm

Kashluk wrote:
Goretheglowingone wrote:man ... your students would so fail in the wastelands
Actually, in a post-apocalyptic situation, I would also prefer a nice jacket over an iPod.

im talking about the dumb shit not takeing the rest of the shit, it's just
so fucking retarded.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:47 am

well as you said, it was a chilly night. Maybe they mistook the harddrive for a lunchbox or thermos or something

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:02 am

You're fortunate that they did not pry it apart searching for soup ?

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:43 am

Blargh wrote:You're fortunate that they did not pry it apart searching for soup ?

Funny you should mention that. The drive still works, but whoever took it did indeed try to open it up. It's got lots of scratches now. Maybe they thought it was an iPhone, or something. It's the right size with a glossy finish.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:18 am

You pull any April Fool's jokes on your students this year?

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:04 pm

senisterdenister wrote:You pull any April Fool's jokes on your students this year?

Demand a blowjob from a student or you will fail him and tell every other teacher whom you are good friends with to fail him.

Then once the police comes, APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHA

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:18 pm

MR Snake wrote:
senisterdenister wrote:You pull any April Fool's jokes on your students this year?
Demand a blowjob from a student or you will fail him

Why does it have to be a boy?

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:42 pm

It's not necessarily gay, though.

spokomptonjdub · Post by **spokomptonjdub** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:12 pm

ExtremeDrinker wrote:Last night my car was broken into. The only things stolen were my external hard drive and my jacket. I admit, it was a chilly night, but you guys know my girth..They probably look like an idiot in my jacket.

So they left the laptop. They left my iPod. They left my stack of CDs and my "designer" sunglasses (which my students assure me they are willing to steal if I leave them on a table). They took my hard drive and a jacket.

This hard drive is 1 week old. I had just backed up my entire school computer and other school-related external hard drive to it. It has nothing but educational videos, origami, papercrafts, and school related printables. Except one folder...That folder has scans of my transcripts, birth certificate, teaching certificate, driver's license and Social Security card. You'd be surprised how often as a teacher I need to have all those things handy to e-mail to the higher-ups.

So we filed a police report. Turns out a few other vehicles (all the same make, model, and color) were broken into last night with nothing stolen.

It seems this person was after my school hard drive and nothing else.

So what do you think? One of my former students? One of my current student's parents? It'd have to be someone who was just interested in the neat school crap I had on the drive...Obviously none of the students or anyone else for that matter would know my personal info was stored on it. Also, I'm pretty sure I was followed at least most of the way home yesterday from school. The truck turned down a street three blocks from my street, but what a coincidence they made it 14 miles right behind me before turning off.

I would say it's a student. Next time you teach put them in lockdown and turn the heat up in the room, then use the intercom to tell them the culprit need only come forward, and it will all be over; they will give each other up, and you can then enact retribution with extreme prejudice.

On another note, I feel your pain. My car was broken into in December. It had just snowed about 18 inches in one night, so I got a ride home from work because there is no way my 2-inches off the ground-rear wheel drive car would have made it home. The next day, when the roads had been plowed, I got a ride to my car and noticed the passenger window had been smashed out.

At first I thought maybe it was snow buildup or something, but then I looked inside and saw they had stolen my CD Deck WITH NO FUCKING FACEPLATE (I had removed it and taken it home with me) my high-school ratty sunglasses, and 73 cents in change (!). They left my iPod alone, and all my CDs, and my $400 speaker system.

After I filed the police report they told me that there were several calls the night before about a group of two guys wandering that area and looking in the snowbound cars. Apparently they broke into a few.

So basically they got a 4 year old faceplate-less CD Deck, some nearly broken sunglasses, and not even enough loose change to buy a damn soda. Meanwhile I got a broken window, a screwed up alarm system, and a ravaged dash (they didn't know how to remove the stereo).

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:20 pm

Wolfman Walt wrote:
MR Snake wrote:
senisterdenister wrote:You pull any April Fool's jokes on your students this year?
Demand a blowjob from a student or you will fail him
Why does it have to be a boy?

Could be a girl.

Demand a blowjob from a student or you will fail them? Is that the appropriate word so Walt and his gaydar does not go off? Having gaydar means you are gay by the way.

Post by **Manoil** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:09 pm

spokomptonjdub wrote:I would say it's a student. Next time you teach put them in lockdown and turn the heat up in the room, then use the intercom to tell them the culprit need only come forward, and it will all be over; they will give each other up, and you can then enact retribution with extreme prejudice.

We achieve victory or defeat as a team.

Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:46 pm

Probably a deranged parent upset that their retard isn't getting a's...parents can get quite crazy when their little stains aren't outperforming everyone else's, regardless of effort or aptitude.

zerotol · Post by **zerotol** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:32 pm

Stealing things is wrong man, WRONG I TELL U

Post by **Retlaw83** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:21 am

zerotol wrote:Stealing things is wrong man, WRONG I TELL U

Go kill yourself.

Post by **Manoil** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:25 am

Seconded.

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