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Maccy Man
Vault Scion


Joined: 22 Dec 2008
Posts: 210
Location: Nevada
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:53 am |
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just take out your bottom two ribs and get a longer dick should help you out with that dick sucking. |
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah


Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 5327
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:54 am |
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Well, it's plenty long, and removing ribs to get to it is excessive considering I have you. |
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Maccy Man
Vault Scion


Joined: 22 Dec 2008
Posts: 210
Location: Nevada
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:55 am |
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if its so long why cant you do it yourself seems kind of excessive to ask another man to suck your dick. |
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah


Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 5327
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:57 am |
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That would be absurdly long, firstly. And I ain't asking, bitch - I'm telling. |
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Maccy Man
Vault Scion


Joined: 22 Dec 2008
Posts: 210
Location: Nevada
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:59 am |
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then tell your dad bet he'd do it. |
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah


Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 5327
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:00 am |
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I don't think that's a good idea. I did tell your dad to do it, however, and he choked to death.
So you gotta pick up the slack to honor his memory. |
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Maccy Man
Vault Scion


Joined: 22 Dec 2008
Posts: 210
Location: Nevada
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:02 am |
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hmm... seeing as he's still alive i doubt he he did. so guess i don't have to then, why don't you go to 4chan and ask for a girlfriend sure there are lots of women there. |
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah


Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 5327
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:04 am |
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Well, your father rose from the dead when I jerked off in his eyes; have fun with your gay zombie dad.
And if this was about finding a relationship, I'd go find one. However, this is about you slobbing my knob, and your attempts to redirect the conversation aren't nearly cunning enough. |
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Dogmeatlives
Living Legend


Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 3189
Location: Junktown, Phil's doorstep
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:06 am |
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Retlaw83 wrote: | Well, your father rose from the dead when I jerked off in his eyes; have fun with your gay zombie dad. |
Winner! |
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Maccy Man
Vault Scion


Joined: 22 Dec 2008
Posts: 210
Location: Nevada
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:06 am |
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and your attempts to get me to suck your incher isnt very appealing you got to really sell your item else no one will want. |
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah


Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 5327
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:08 am |
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From your massive run-on sentence, I gather you want my 8-inch cock lodged in your throat?
I'm glad you've finally seen the light. |
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Maccy Man
Vault Scion


Joined: 22 Dec 2008
Posts: 210
Location: Nevada
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:10 am |
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hah thats funny, think you should flip the ruler over your reading the metric side! |
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah


Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 5327
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:12 am |
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No, I'm definitely reading the inch side.
Your mother was originally holding it the wrong way, but I assured her 20 inches couldn't be right. |
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Maccy Man
Vault Scion


Joined: 22 Dec 2008
Posts: 210
Location: Nevada
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:14 am |
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hmm... pretty sure that was your mom. |
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Aonaran
Striding Hero


Joined: 25 May 2005
Posts: 1261
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:14 am |
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You two argue like an old married couple. It's cute. |
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Maccy Man
Vault Scion


Joined: 22 Dec 2008
Posts: 210
Location: Nevada
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:15 am |
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah


Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 5327
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:15 am |
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Maccy Man wrote: | hmm... pretty sure that was your mom. |
The gaping vagina says it's yours.
And Aon, Susan shall forever be in my heart. |
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Maccy Man
Vault Scion


Joined: 22 Dec 2008
Posts: 210
Location: Nevada
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:17 am |
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you sure doubt my mom would want a fallout whore she doesnt seem that interested in games. |
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah


Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 5327
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:19 am |
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It's not so much about what I want or she wants. It comes down to the fact your mom is such a massive slut that everybody has to take a turn with her whether they like it or not. |
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Maccy Man
Vault Scion


Joined: 22 Dec 2008
Posts: 210
Location: Nevada
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:20 am |
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only if you have money so sorry that had to be either your mom or Barbra Streisand. |
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