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Maccy Man
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

just take out your bottom two ribs and get a longer dick should help you out with that dick sucking.
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Retlaw83
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, it's plenty long, and removing ribs to get to it is excessive considering I have you.
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Maccy Man
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

if its so long why cant you do it yourself seems kind of excessive to ask another man to suck your dick.
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Retlaw83
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That would be absurdly long, firstly. And I ain't asking, bitch - I'm telling.
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Maccy Man
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

then tell your dad bet he'd do it.
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Retlaw83
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't think that's a good idea. I did tell your dad to do it, however, and he choked to death.

So you gotta pick up the slack to honor his memory.
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Maccy Man
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hmm... seeing as he's still alive i doubt he he did. so guess i don't have to then, why don't you go to 4chan and ask for a girlfriend sure there are lots of women there.
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Retlaw83
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, your father rose from the dead when I jerked off in his eyes; have fun with your gay zombie dad.

And if this was about finding a relationship, I'd go find one. However, this is about you slobbing my knob, and your attempts to redirect the conversation aren't nearly cunning enough.
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Dogmeatlives
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Retlaw83 wrote:
Well, your father rose from the dead when I jerked off in his eyes; have fun with your gay zombie dad.


Winner!
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Maccy Man
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

and your attempts to get me to suck your incher isnt very appealing you got to really sell your item else no one will want.
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Retlaw83
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From your massive run-on sentence, I gather you want my 8-inch cock lodged in your throat?

I'm glad you've finally seen the light.
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Maccy Man
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hah thats funny, think you should flip the ruler over your reading the metric side!
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Retlaw83
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No, I'm definitely reading the inch side.

Your mother was originally holding it the wrong way, but I assured her 20 inches couldn't be right.
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Maccy Man
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hmm... pretty sure that was your mom.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You two argue like an old married couple. It's cute.
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Maccy Man
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i know isnt it!
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Retlaw83
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maccy Man wrote:
hmm... pretty sure that was your mom.


The gaping vagina says it's yours.

And Aon, Susan shall forever be in my heart.
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Maccy Man
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

you sure doubt my mom would want a fallout whore she doesnt seem that interested in games.
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Retlaw83
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's not so much about what I want or she wants. It comes down to the fact your mom is such a massive slut that everybody has to take a turn with her whether they like it or not.
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Maccy Man
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

only if you have money so sorry that had to be either your mom or Barbra Streisand.
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