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Stainless
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Got hit in the instep playing hockey today, and it fucking hurts like a bitch. I'm using a hockey stick as a crutch so i can even walk. Quick, DACK! Offer medical expertise or humerous similar stories so I feel less alone in my pain!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

get ccccccccccccccruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk niggggza!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Better amputate, just to be safe.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

cazsim83 wrote:
get ccccccccccccccruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk niggggza!!!!!!!!!!!


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

nothing here is sfw, get used to it.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

'Dogmeatlives', the people of Mauritius are pleased to inform you that your current avatar is, and I quote, 'unwholesome'. icon_drunk
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Stainless wrote:
Got hit in the instep playing hockey today, and it fucking hurts like a bitch. I'm using a hockey stick as a crutch so i can even walk. Quick, DACK! Offer medical expertise or humerous similar stories so I feel less alone in my pain!


It's probably just dislocated, so all you need to do is run and jump on it as hard as you possibly can, this will both get rid of the pain, and speed up the healing process. Do so now.
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SEIV
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Stainless wrote:
Got hit in the instep playing hockey today, and it fucking hurts like a bitch. I'm using a hockey stick as a crutch so i can even walk. Quick, DACK! Offer medical expertise or humerous similar stories so I feel less alone in my pain!


Hope this helps
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Goretheglowingone
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

what you need to do is have some random chick rub her tits on your foot and it will be fine in 1-2 days.
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Stainless
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

haha, I'm sure my ex would happily do that. But it'd take me another month afterwards to get her to leave me the fuck alone.

Different kind of hockey, SEIV. Play the field version, where the only one wearing padding other then shin guards is the keeper.
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St. Toxic
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Break your other foot, then neither foot will be broken because it'll be your norm. icon_dance
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 3:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a story;

My mom takes pills that thins her blood casue she has a somewhat bad heart and she stubbed her foot somehow and the whole thing swelled up and she couldn't wear a shoe on the foot for like a month or two. She wen't to the doc and it was just bruised or whatever and it was the medicine swelling it up.


Probably should go to the doctor to get it x-ray. See if you can move some of the bones in your foot for ultimate confirmation.


Hope that helps.
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LoneGunman
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jam a fork into you left eye!

It will most likely remove the pain from your foot
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Amis
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Shoot yourself in the head. It removes all the pain. Possibly...
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Megatron
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

FOAF broke their foot needless to say it was more like an ingorwing toenail that got ifected and she might have to have their freakin LEG amputated then youll never play hookey again know what im sayin. though we do need a new wheelchair dacer. the junkyard dog is gone.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i say... that i don't really care.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Blargh wrote:
'Dogmeatlives', the people of Mauritius are pleased to inform you that your current avatar is, and I quote, 'unwholesome'. icon_drunk


ever heard of boy love? I thought not.
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Stainless
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Capital news my friends, I've just bruised the fuck out of the main joint in my foot. No crutches or casts. Just a fuckload of tape whenever I want to do anything except limp around. I know you were all concerned for my well being dumb
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Wolfman Walt
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I remember once when I was sparring with some prick he decided to elbow my foot and cause massive bruising and swelling. God did that suck. I still fought the rest of the match, but I was not happy.

Out of curiousity....what's the main joint in your foot? Would that be...what...your ankle?
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Stainless
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top


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Figure 4. Bones of the ankle and foot (dorsal view), demonstrating the Lisfranc joint and complex. Note the "keystone" wedging of the second metatarsal into the cuneiforms.


Probably the simplest thing I could find, since I'm shit at human anatomy.
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