I'm outta here!

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 3:00 am

Well, I'm goin' off to Texas for 2 weeks. Time to get out of this stuffy apartment and kick back. No doubt this place will be flooded with new messages when I get back! Anyways, see y'all later. It's off to the unbearable August heat of Houston...

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 3:12 am

what do you mean you're going away? I THREW YOUR GOD DAMN ASS OUT OF THE BOARD 2 WEEKS AGO

ah, well, have fun and shit, hopefully, you'll get raped by 7 obese criminals, all named bubba

thus, virginity would be lost!

well, one of them....

cya

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:21 am

Uhhhh.,.... see ya. Have a nice trip in Texas. Some parts of it can actually be pretty cool. The urban areas mainly. Good steak, too.

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:31 am

watch out for those killer cacti...and man eating jackrabbits

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:43 am

To survive, buy a laptop or a game boy. Only with one of these necessary items will you survive !!! 8O

Good luck !!!

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:46 am

No, water and a sword :twisted:

Nah, just have fun and see the sites. Go see the Alamo! Marvel at the spot where Ozzy pissed on it!

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:52 am

While your at it lick the spot too, sheesh how i hate those things "OMG a famous someone pissed here !!! I gotta see !!!"

I know you were joking Haplo, you were, weren't you? 8O

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:53 am

No, I'm serious. Ozzy Osbourne once pissed on the alamo...

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 6:01 am

voodoo4936 wrote:Well, I'm goin' off to Texas for 2 weeks. Time to get out of this stuffy apartment and kick back. No doubt this place will be flooded with new messages when I get back! Anyways, see y'all later. It's off to the unbearable August heat of Houston...

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 6:08 am

Haplo wrote:No, I'm serious. Ozzy Osbourne once pissed on the alamo...

Yeah he did. A guy came up to him and said. "How would you like it if I came and pissed up Buck Palace?" Ozzy told him, "I wouldn't care, I don't live there."

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 6:38 am

Yeah! HAHAHAHAHA...I just now remember watching him say that, funny shit man!

Come to think of it, shouldn't this thread be under the "Good News Guys"?

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 6:58 am

Also, he saw to guys beating up a third. Ozzy went in and beat the two guys up and chased them off. Turns out that the three were two undercover police officers trying to arrest a criminal.

When Ozzy got bit by a bat, they took him to hospital, where a nurse said, "Why are you here Mr. Osborne?" Ozzy replied, "I've got rabies, woof woof." The took him to a different hospital.

Ozzy's real name is John-Michael Osborne.

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 7:02 am

Ozzy is the man! Fuckin crazy!

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 7:12 am

Yep, "We started as a rock band dabbling in drugs and ended up as a drug band dabbling in rock."

They got three truckloads of cocaine a day 8O

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 7:13 am

Damn....no way they should be alive 8O

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 7:21 am

Strangely enough they are though, although they have split up permanently.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 7:45 am

I was kinda wary about making this topic, but I've seen other people do the same sort of thing when they're going away for a while, so I figured it'd be okay.

the guardian wrote:I THREW YOUR GOD DAMN ASS OUT OF THE BOARD 2 WEEKS AGO

...you did? Refresh my memory.

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 11:10 am

A joke, methinks...

BigJack · Post by **BigJack** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 6:38 pm

Haplo wrote:Ozzy is the man! Fuckin crazy!

Never saw him in my life, but he seems pretty fucked up... :roll:

Haplo · Post by **Haplo** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 6:53 pm

Holy..
Fucking...
Shit!
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You've never heard of Ozzy Osborne? The Prince Of Evil? The Dark God Of Heavy Metal?!?!?
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You have been deprived my friend.

Duck and Cover

I'm outta here!

My God, two weeks without DAC! Whatever will I do?!

I'm outta here!

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