I think I broke my fucking hand.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:33 pm

FUCK.

IT

JUST

HEALED.

I punched a fucking wall (was very pissed off) and now i cant press shift. This makes me very sad cause now i cant fucking speed skate in hl2dm AGAIN.

when i move my ring finger my pinky clicks and vice versa.

my whole hand is stiff all the way to the wrist.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:41 pm

Go to a doctor to get an x-ray don't be like me and not go because of pride. My hand turned out okay without any casting or anything but I probably can't throw a baseball for a living anymore.

I dunno if clicking counts has broken. Hold your hand so it dangles and if like the broken part is longer than on your other hand it's probably broken.

entertainer · Post by **entertainer** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:43 pm

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:54 pm

Suck it up. Put some ice on it and use this as an excuse to take nips off a flask of bourbon all day.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:34 am

in the future dont be a moron

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:44 am

Evolved humans don't self injure.

Pretend to be a nazi on the internet instead.

Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:55 am

dumb ass.

do it agian.. i missed it

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:11 am

Poop is right, go see a doctor.

I'm fairly certain I at least sprained part of my hand and fractured a couple of fingers when I went tumbling down a flight of stairs, and I didn't bother going to the doc. My hand has never fully healed, and I can't do anything strenuous with it.

Playing half an hour of Guitar Hero just makes my left hand hurt for the rest of the day.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:15 pm

Evidently, that is just God's way of stating His opinion of Guitar Hero. Clearly He realises that you are a bit dim, but He is limitless in His optimism and patience. Hallelujah.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:18 pm

So you portray yourself as god now?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:20 pm

No ? I do, however, play cards with Him and other intriguing individuals every Thursday. He does ramble, but we haven't the heart to suggest He pull His head in.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:25 pm

So basicly God's opinion doesn't really matter anyway since he's just an old kook who rambles on about everything.

Gotcha.

Guitar Hero is good fun

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:16 pm

i did not hear anything snap, but i think i just squished something a bit. then i had some absynthe and it was fun. not hearing any weird noises though so i think it was fake absynthe. it is in a splint and will be fine.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:59 pm

Entirely without <deleted> wrote:an eagerly raised bridge of conjecture, built into listless nothingness

Your conclusions remind me of a fellow who, upon purchasing a house, insisted that the foundations were unsound due to the pubic hair he observed on the ceilings.

In future, consider visualising my intent as an outlandishly bright frog - as with many such things in nature - better left alone. I am hopeful that this will assist you in more efficiently parsing my words into a frame you can understand, while retaining, rather than reinventing, the meaning.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:21 pm

The only one who breaks your hand is ME.

Gimp Mask · Post by **Gimp Mask** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:11 pm

in the future you might want to avoid punching walls, it is not very healthy for your hands, just fyi
if you get pissed off, punch an old lady or a camel instead, because they wont hurt you back

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:02 am

rabidpeanut wrote:not hearing any weird noises though so i think it was fake absynthe. it is in a splint and will be fine.

despite what your idiot friends no doubt tell you, absinthe has no hallucinogenic or psychotropic properties, its just alcohol

and youre still an idiot

Amis · Post by **Amis** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:16 am

stick your hand in your anus and it shall heal by the glorious power of bungholio!

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:24 am

olol

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:30 am

johnnygothisgun wrote:
rabidpeanut wrote:not hearing any weird noises though so i think it was fake absynthe. it is in a splint and will be fine.
despite what your idiot friends no doubt tell you, absinthe has no hallucinogenic or psychotropic properties, its just alcohol

and youre still an idiot

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thujone#Th ... n_absinthe