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rabidpeanut
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

FUCK.

IT

JUST

HEALED.

I punched a fucking wall (was very pissed off) and now i cant press shift. This makes me very sad cause now i cant fucking speed skate in hl2dm AGAIN.

when i move my ring finger my pinky clicks and vice versa.

my whole hand is stiff all the way to the wrist.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Go to a doctor to get an x-ray don't be like me and not go because of pride. My hand turned out okay without any casting or anything but I probably can't throw a baseball for a living anymore.

I dunno if clicking counts has broken. Hold your hand so it dangles and if like the broken part is longer than on your other hand it's probably broken.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Suck it up. Put some ice on it and use this as an excuse to take nips off a flask of bourbon all day.
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johnnygothisgun
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

in the future dont be a moron
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Redeye
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Evolved humans don't self injure.

Pretend to be a nazi on the internet instead.
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Goretheglowingone
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

dumb ass.

do it agian.. i missed it
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Smiley
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Poop is right, go see a doctor.

I'm fairly certain I at least sprained part of my hand and fractured a couple of fingers when I went tumbling down a flight of stairs, and I didn't bother going to the doc. My hand has never fully healed, and I can't do anything strenuous with it.

Playing half an hour of Guitar Hero just makes my left hand hurt for the rest of the day.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Evidently, that is just God's way of stating His opinion of Guitar Hero. Clearly He realises that you are a bit dim, but He is limitless in His optimism and patience. Hallelujah. icon_drunk


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Smiley
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So you portray yourself as god now?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No ? I do, however, play cards with Him and other intriguing individuals every Thursday. He does ramble, but we haven't the heart to suggest He pull His head in. icon_drunk
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So basicly God's opinion doesn't really matter anyway since he's just an old kook who rambles on about everything.

Gotcha.

Guitar Hero is good fun icon_mrhappy
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i did not hear anything snap, but i think i just squished something a bit. then i had some absynthe and it was fun. not hearing any weird noises though so i think it was fake absynthe. it is in a splint and will be fine.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Entirely without <deleted> wrote:
an eagerly raised bridge of conjecture, built into listless nothingness


Your conclusions remind me of a fellow who, upon purchasing a house, insisted that the foundations were unsound due to the pubic hair he observed on the ceilings.

In future, consider visualising my intent as an outlandishly bright frog - as with many such things in nature - better left alone. I am hopeful that this will assist you in more efficiently parsing my words into a frame you can understand, while retaining, rather than reinventing, the meaning. icon_drunk
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The only one who breaks your hand is ME.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

in the future you might want to avoid punching walls, it is not very healthy for your hands, just fyi
if you get pissed off, punch an old lady or a camel instead, because they wont hurt you back
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johnnygothisgun
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

rabidpeanut wrote:
not hearing any weird noises though so i think it was fake absynthe. it is in a splint and will be fine.


despite what your idiot friends no doubt tell you, absinthe has no hallucinogenic or psychotropic properties, its just alcohol

and youre still an idiot
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

stick your hand in your anus and it shall heal by the glorious power of bungholio!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top





olol
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

johnnygothisgun wrote:
rabidpeanut wrote:
not hearing any weird noises though so i think it was fake absynthe. it is in a splint and will be fine.


despite what your idiot friends no doubt tell you, absinthe has no hallucinogenic or psychotropic properties, its just alcohol

and youre still an idiot
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thujone#Thujone_in_absinthe
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