Mugabe

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:08 pm

President Robert Mugabe is the benevolent ruler of South Africa's close neighbor Zimbabwe.

Recently this dumb shit got voted out of office, but instead of them actually counting the votes he got the military to come and pick up all the ballot boxes. So once again (this is the second time this wanker has done this) our neighbor is a fucking shilphiline monkey.

The best part in all of this was that our dumb shit president said : 'Yes, Bob is getting to stay in office cause the vote was correct!'

The thing is that he only says this because since the ANC took over our military has gone from one of the best in the whole world (America is boasting about 30Km artillery when we have had 120km artillery for like 20 years or some shit) to a bunch of people who are lazier than Mexicans who only manage to get 1 round on target out of a clip of 100. So if our president had said: NO YOU CANT KEEP YOUR BANANAS BOB zim would come over here with their still functioning military and rape us all. Great hey. The economy just took a nice hit from fuel prices, rolls used to be R2.00 now they are R4.00

Fuck shit fuck shit fuck.

At least the sun shines like every day here. Dont hate the country or the people but FFS.

Gimp Mask · Post by **Gimp Mask** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:25 pm

is that yakuza dude still busting your balls

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:38 pm

were you hiding under your bed while you wrote that?

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:44 pm

I would be scared as hell living in Africa. Too many swell guy with machetes. It's the end of the world peanut. Gas prices are bound to rise abit.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:01 am

Dogmeatlives wrote:I would be scared as hell living in Africa. Too many swell guy with machetes. It's the end of the world peanut. Gas prices are bound to rise abit.

I live in the butthole of the world ok

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:35 am

Stfu, jew.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:35 am

Actually, im a cock gobbling douchebag

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:36 am

LoL, then you're a jewwhore. A nonjew living in Jewland. lol lol lol lol

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:59 am

Half tranny, half retardo to be exact

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:23 am

Curly Side-burns?

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:12 am

MRSnake - I mock your banter.

I

your race, culture, heritage, military, you, etc.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:10 am

are you a halfjew, too, casimodo? nothing wrong with being a jew and sucking cocks

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:48 am

swell guy and jews - bad news

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:04 am

I have a jewish friend called reuben who lives here. I call him the heeb. (or hebe)

The jakuza/traids/gay mafia wanker has evaporated. Have not seen him, saw his mini cooper so he is still nearby, dont really mind him though.

oh and to snake, put a bullet in a sand 'coon for me. And maybe one in a yank committing a war crime ;)

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:07 pm

MR Snake, the only way out is a suicide bombing.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:09 pm

Nooke wrote:MR Snake, the only way out is a suicide bombing.

ya I definitely should try that

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:12 pm

You should start a new trend amongst half bred bastard jews. Suicide bombing themselves to Jehovah for ultimate kosher win.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:22 pm

Nooke wrote:You should start a new trend amongst half bred bastard jews. Suicide bombing themselves to Jehovah for ultimate kosher win.

Im not really half jewish

I'm 100% dumb swell guy

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:25 pm

So you're a real jew then? Well fuck me, as if that was any better... *facepalm*

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:35 pm

Nooke wrote:So you're a real jew then? Well fuck me, as if that was any better... *facepalm*

No im 100% dumb swell guy