Tell us your secrets

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:15 am

I saw this on some other forum and it was kinda cool and since i'm such the innovator of thought provoking threads I thought I would give this a shot. What you do is PM me your most private secrets and I will post them getting rid of your identity so you can post anything you want to get off your chest. I won't give your name out so don't be afraid to pm them to me. What I'll do is just list each persons confession as I get them so try and keep the language somewhat normal so you don't reveal yourself :blargh: I can post the first batch tomorrow afternoon if I get any.

Try to be kinda serious too, i know its tempting.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:25 am

you mean like this http://postsecret.blogspot.com/ but less gay? anyway alright if any embarrasing secrets about my sexual hangups or whatever come to mind i'll be sure to let you know all the intimate details

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:27 am

The idea is good, but at least I am such a boring person, that I don't have any juicy secrets

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:02 pm

This sounds too much like why I don't go to Catholic church anymore.

Haris · Post by **Haris** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:14 pm

Considering the twisted shit people write openly on this forum do you really want to see their secrets?

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:38 pm

I used to go into IRC chat rooms and pretend to be a girl and have guys jerk off on yahoo messenger camera chat for me

Stevie D · Post by **Stevie D** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:04 pm

There're damn good reasons why they're secrets, budski.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:14 pm

Naked_Lunch wrote:I used to go into IRC chat rooms and pretend to be a girl and have guys jerk off on yahoo messenger camera chat for me

Awesome, keep on rockin in the free world.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:20 pm

I win the poll

Cthulhugoat · Post by **Cthulhugoat** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:20 pm

In before Wasteland

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:19 pm

I keep my secrets in my pocket so I can be all mysterious in the shadows and stuff B---)

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:00 pm

I don't want pooper to blackmail me. Here's a true secret I never told anybody. Does anyone remember in Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind when Jim Carrey has a flashback to when he was a kid and he was jerking off to pictures of naked women he had drawn? Well from like eleven to thirteen I did the same fucking thing. I wish I still had some of the sexy art I drew. I would post it on here and have a good laugh. They probably sucked really bad because I couldn't draw shit when I was eleven.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:48 pm

*unf unf unf unf* thanks buddy. this means we're married, right?

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:56 pm

I have a deep and profound fear of ticking clocks and watches. Maybe even a phobia. I can be okay with wearing a wrist watch every once in a while, just not when I have to sleep, since it makes me go all crazy to hear the ticking. And I've often spent nights sleepless at friends' places, if I have been put in a living or guest room with any sort of ticking clock or watch - next morning having to go all "what? Yeah, I slept fine. Fine I tell you!" with my eyes all bloodshot and my mind just going *tick tick tick tick* So I sort of don't own any functioning wrist watch and my cell works as my alarm clock as well as my watch. <3 digital.

Hooks · Post by **Hooks** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:03 pm

Tingel you're like captain Hook! You'd like that room of his where he busted clocks...

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:18 pm

I believe there are only a select few who actually enjoy having a ticking clock in their restrooms.

Also, you might have just removed the batteries from the clocks so they stopped working to ease your mind. Just so you know.

Modern societies put too much accent on time and specific dates for unneeded pressure.
I myself care as less as possible about it, not even using a wristwatch anymore.

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:59 pm

So you mean to tell me that clocks stop working, and hence stop ticking, when I disable them? Wow, I did not know that. Thank you, Thor, thank you ever so much!

Eherm.
Well, the problem is more of the fact that I find it incredibly rude to meddle around with other people's stuff, including their clocks, when I'm a guest in their house.

Anyway, my fear doesn't really come from anything time-related, but an experience involving myself, my father, one of those old alarm clocks with a hammer between two bells and a night where the only sound I heard was him shouting curses at me and then the sound of the ticking of that damned clock. I guess you can call it a trauma, sort of.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:06 pm

Here are the LATEST secrets.

I'm a cop.

I am your father.

Human: Tastes like chicken.

necrophilia at night at ze kindergarten. i leave the korpses in tempting positions in the sandbox so that the little ones can find their sexuality in the best tender way.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:18 pm

ze double post

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:25 pm

Tingel Tangel wrote:So you mean to tell me that clocks stop working, and hence stop ticking, when I disable them? Wow, I did not know that. Thank you, Thor, thank you ever so much!

you're welcome, you may feel better now

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