The Wall of Missing Members

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:46 pm

He's lazy and spends most of his time with his girlfriend when he's not at work. He lurks, though. I tell him the funny events of DAC from time to time and he usually knows before I tell him.

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:06 am

Okay.

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:29 am

About damn time. Stop hiding and stay here, where you belong.

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:34 am

I wasn't hiding.

I was out having sex. With a white woman. TAKE THAT WHITE AMERIKKKA OH SNAP

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:42 am

All you did was continue the stereotype. Way to go.

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:27 am

He's lazy and spends most of his time with his girlfriend when he's not at work. He lurks, though. I tell him the funny events of DAC from time to time and he usually knows before I tell him.

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:45 am

No, I sent white people into a demented frothing rage at the sight of me stealing their women with my giant negroid cervix smasher.

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:26 am

Artkill... the korean hackers in Fan Art, Kashluk and some of the people on the now defunct statistics page.

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:01 pm

Will do. And he can't post at work. He works at a hardware store. Unless he can build a computer out of wood and spray paint... icon_drunk

And Gaijin, clearly you do anger all the whites, but it's still a stereotype for you to be stealing the virginity of white womens. You should join a professional blacksketball team.

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:27 pm

What do you think the first computer was made of?

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:48 am

I'm still here tard

Just too damn busy with the real life, lolz.

Don't expect me to post much between July 07 and June 08 since I'm going in the Navy cool

not really, just the Army.

If I don't come back after that... tell my family I died a patriot's death. Starved while watching way too much porn.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:55 am

I went to join the army. That's why there was a blank spot in my posting. Unfortunately, I'm medically unfit. I destroyed my heart with caffeine.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:18 am

Well I miss that guy with whom I had a nice little bitchslap on Interplay forums about merging throwing with melee skill. Can't remember the name, and I haven't seen any similar "wedgies" here nor on nma.

Raymondo, I liked him.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:57 am

I'll make sure to urge my congress(wo)man to push for a declaration of war against your puny nation and then you will truly die a patriot's death.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:25 pm

It would truly be a great scheme of some Higher Power for me to end up in the suicide pilots - division and bomb your neighborhood and chit then dumb

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:47 pm

http://www.duckandcover.cx/forums/search.php?search_author=baby+arm

Yet more edit.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:53 pm

Worked in the past, didn't it? cool

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:02 pm

Don't diss the men in blues, it works better with the ladies and with certain men as well. Most importantly, don't shoot yourself in the leg, hombre. At least not your own. If you want to become a Sgt Snorkle

, that requires a lot of "I'll do it, Sir!"s and asskissing. That was pretty much impossible to me, hence I got the standard navy cannon fodder training. salute

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:58 pm

Nay, ain't dizzing no thang, dawg.

Just saying that it would've been cool to say I'd serve in the Navy or some place else equally exotic... but it's just the gray, old boot-camp back in Kajaani City.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:07 pm

Is that for real?

Also, sticky this thread.