If a post apoc scenario became real...........

PsychoSniper · Post by **PsychoSniper** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:21 pm

............ who here WOULD NOT find and capture at least one hot chick, and make her cry as you survived.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:45 pm

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:06 pm

I would cry if you survived.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:10 pm

Psychosniper would play WoW in Iraq after the Big Bang while gently fondling Haris' genitals.

PsychoSniper · Post by **PsychoSniper** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:55 pm

I still dont have WoW.

:p .

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:57 pm

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:55 am

i would probably avoid psychosniper?

Haris · Post by **Haris** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:10 am

I am so close to making "i am out of here forever" thread.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:18 am

It's alright, PsychoSniper would only have to display his visage to make a woman weep. Amongst other things.

I am mildly amused by his probabilities of virginity loss regarding the conspiracy of countenance and bearing.

Hairs wrote:FOREVAR

Distressingly, I almost find myself in favour of PsychoSniper's continued vapidity. Though I sincerely doubt the universe would be at all inclined to respect or even notice wishes on this dire matter.

PsychoSniper ; carbuncle of the fourth age, personified. Undermining a certain Darwinian theory since a terrible year.

I feel dirty.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:04 am

Haris wrote:I am so close to making "i am out of here forever" thread.

Tease.

williamnixon · Post by **williamnixon** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:19 am

Wolfman Walt wrote:
Tease.

Oh, be nice.

Bridgeburner · Post by **Bridgeburner** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:14 pm

Revenge Boys already have a complete battle plan for when the bombs drop. There are a lot of old Nazi bunkers along the coast where we live. We've scouted a few and selected a pretty big one and stocked it with weapons and drinks and food. After a few months we will emerge, raid a few army bases and meet up with the other Revenge Boys cells. From there we will probably start slave trading or keep on raiding. When we have enough goods we will go on an epic quest to find Blargh and he will instruct us in the sacred arts of posting funny jokes on the internet.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:20 pm

You might want to bring a book or two in the bunker to make the time flow a bit easier. Perhaps a canvas and crayons as well? Crayons are great nourishment, too.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:59 pm

Blargh wrote:carbuncle

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:25 pm

Bridgeburner wrote:From there we will probably start slave trading or keep on raiding. When we have enough goods we will go on an epic quest to find Blargh and he will instruct us in the sacred arts of posting funny jokes on the internet.

Very "Just a Pilgrim"'ish.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:06 pm

Bridgeburner wrote:There are a lot of old Nazi bunkers along the coast where we live.

LoL. No DSL.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:37 pm

Valerie wrote:epic

Chasm ? Cleared.

Oh so grateful for the soon-to-be-boiling-ocean,
Horatio N.C G.G W.K.P.Q S.S.S.O B.

PsychoSniper · Post by **PsychoSniper** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:54 pm

Haris wrote::chew:

I am so close to making "i am out of here forever" thread.

::kicks haris out the door""

Haris · Post by **Haris** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:27 pm

PsychoSniper wrote:
Haris wrote:

I am so close to making "i am out of here forever" thread.

::kicks haris out the door""

Oh please like you can kick with those fat legs.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:53 am

I don't think I would be able to take slaves. I'm too nice. I would probably find any female I could and get my ass to the middle of the woods, somewhere where none of you lunatics can find me and spend the rest of my life growing weed and fucking whatever vagina I can get my hands on.

Either that or I would be killed by all the other nutcases that would inevitably be running around after the apocalypse. I'll tell you one thing- I'll never be the sex slave for a biker dude with the pantless chaps style going on.