Scavenger Hunt

[The Gunslinger]

So at around three int he morning, me and my buddie decided to create a scavenger hunt of glory. Here it is:

1. Eat 2 doublr qtr. pounders at once (pound burger)
2. Try on a womans outfit, like a dress in the store
3. Get dropped kicked
4. hold a firecracker as it goes off
5. Eat 25 packets of Fire Sauce at Taco Bell
6. Ordre a big mac at Burger King
7. Set yor hand on fire
8. Jump off a three stair on a skateboard
9. Demonstarate the use of tampons to a church
10. Get kicked in the balls by a kid
11. Find a penny form the 60's
12. "Aquire" a house for sale sign
13. Say "I'm felling lucky" to a hot girl
14. Dree up like a cowboy and yell "I kill Indians!"
15. Get slapped...hard
16. Say the ABC's backwards with no breaks
17. Get a cop to say "i like Donuts"
18. Fit 100 gummy bears into your mouth
19. Laugh at an old person, and I mean a hardy laugh
20. Get people to throw eggs at you
21. Punch a team member in the stomach
22. While in a public rest room, admit your gay
23. Assume the identity of a Jehovas Witness, go door to door
24. Chew already chews gum from 3 people
25. Buy someone's soul
26. Drink 3 cans of soda non-stop
27. Pin 40 clothespins to your face
28. Karaoke a boy band
29. Ask peopel what year it is, freak out when they say 2006
30. Make an oriami person out of trash
31. Head butt a mailbox
32. Disprove everyone else's existence
33. Get a high score on mario
34. Hold up a sign that says " I need a new sign"
35. Lick a dog
36. Cover your car in post it notes (5 packs)
37. Argue that the store clerk needs help, not you
38. Sing hte Canada national Anthem... twice
39. Tell someone "when you die, I will loot your grave"
40. Golf an action figure into a lake
41. Wrestle someone into a pin
42. Build a friend using 3 people
43. Give somebody a purple nurple
44. Send a letter to your neighbor witht he post office
45. Buy an 8-track
46. Spell "Boobies" on a calculator
47. Do #46
48. Start yelling in public "I do not have herpes!"
49. Eat 25 peices of pizza
50. Do at least 1 lap around Wal-mart
51. Drop kick the person that kicked you.
52. Kiss a girl
53. Quote 10 movies non-stop
54. Wear 1 sandal for a hour
55. Order chinese food as "I.C. Weiner"
56. Play mercy and win
57. Drink 7 espressos
58. name 3 noble gases
59. Name the other 3
60. Yell in a hardware store you can't fnd the bread
61. Wax your leg with duct tape
62. Run into a wall...fast
63. Figure out what's in McDonalds fries
64. visit an old folks home, talk to no one
65. Walk around with no, pants on for 3 minutes
66. SAled down a non-snowy hill
67. Roll around an empty school feild
68. All players on your team must piss twice
69. Repat any of teh tasks, but blind folded
70. Meet 10 minority peopel in Target
71. Get pegged wiht a tennis ball
72. make a macaroni art picture
73. Have at lest 4 peopel in your team
74. Spank a team member in public 3 times
75. Eat a peice of paper
76. Yell all the doen an elevator.
77. sharpen a pen
78. Admit your doing this for charity
79. Step on a tack barefoot
80. Wear an eyepatch all day
81. pay for anything in nothing but change
82. snort kool-aid powder
83. Draw on facial hair with a sharpie
84. Warp yourself in toleit paper
85. Recire John 3:16 to a pagan

it goes on, but ill finish it later.

[Blargh]

Set yor hand on fire

Not just my hand(s). Not just once.

Buy someone's soul

Many times. Usually they fail to appreciate it.

Disprove everyone else's existence

Was fun. Not nearly as difficult as I had otherwise anticipated.

sharpen a pen

An often discounted implement, very useful as a restraint.

it goes on, but ill finish it later.

Unless you amend your quaint little list with a 'blind self with syringe/blunt stick' clause, and sign legally binding contracts/swear hex enforced oaths to the stubborn completion thereof ;

Please, don't.

[S4ur0n27]

What ?

[Megatron]

You forgot 86. Make a shit post on DAC

[S4ur0n27]

And 87, reply to this shit post with another one

[St. Toxic]

Eat a banana.

[Jesus Christ]

Go to HELL!!! No wait... Bad idea!