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ApTyp
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

[Person -> Update]

Cardinal Ratzinger was just announced to be the new Pope. As some of you may know, in his early years Ratzinger was a member of Hitlerjugend, a Nazi organization that prepared young Aryan men to become stormtroopers. Ratzinger is also a conservative, fundamentalist Catholic.

Put one and two together, and suddenly the prospect of religion wars and new Holy Crusades doesn't seem all too outlandish... Okay, I'll let you get back to your "Duck and Cover" drill, God knows we will be needing it very soon...



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S4ur0n27
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's probably as much a nazi as drugs are bad.
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Mr. Teatime
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's 78, and he'll be dead soon.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I dunno if he'll be dead soon. He seemed pretty healthy looking up on that balcony. And holy wars? Let's get realistic here.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HEIL!, and you should too. Soon religion will join forces with National Socialism, and you're either prepared or gassed. icon_drunk
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been prepared since '39.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is much better than Johnny's "POPE DEAD" news post. Thank you ApTyp.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am so happy. So happy.

Yay. icon_drunk
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What about my fucing post? i was first, but nooo - you closed me down, put me out of business - im gonna join the church and be the next pope.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For Fucks Sake!

After 1938 it was MANDATORY that you joined the Hitlerjugend. Mandatory, as in non-voluntary. Prior to that it was *expected* that all German boys attended, as not doing so was a good way to get the Gestapo up your family's arse!

Now I'm not Roman Catholic or German but you can't headline his election as pope by calling him a bloody "Ex-Nazi"!!!

If you're wondering why no-one takes the Fallout community seriously then THIS IS IT. From the outset you look like a bunch of kiddies who primary concerns are Goatse and Tubgirl.

Grow the fuck up and someone might actually take you seriously. I'll be over at NMA where at least there's a slim chance of intelligent news posting.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

AftershockVibe wrote:
Now I'm not Roman Catholic or German but you can't headline his election as pope by calling him a bloody "Ex-Nazi"!!!


It looks like Aptyp just did though!!! Perhaps he's broken the space-time continuum!!!

AftershockVibe wrote:
If you're wondering why no-one takes the Fallout community seriously then THIS IS IT. From the outset you look like a bunch of kiddies who primary concerns are Goatse and Tubgirl.


Listen to me play the world's smallest violin (improv).

AftershockVibe wrote:
Grow the fuck up and someone might actually take you seriously. I'll be over at NMA where at least there's a slim chance of intelligent news posting.


Good. I'm so glad you registered to make a post stating that you weren't going to post here. It's certainly made my day worthwhile.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr. Teatime wrote:
AftershockVibe wrote:
Now I'm not Roman Catholic or German but you can't headline his election as pope by calling him a bloody "Ex-Nazi"!!!


It looks like Aptyp just did though!!! Perhaps he's broken the space-time continuum!!!


OK, does the following rephrasing meet your pedantic requirements?

"Now I'm not Roman Catholic or German but you shouldn't headline his election as pope by calling him a bloody "Ex-Nazi"!!!

Mr. Teatime wrote:
AftershockVibe wrote:
If you're wondering why no-one takes the Fallout community seriously then THIS IS IT. From the outset you look like a bunch of kiddies who primary concerns are Goatse and Tubgirl.


Listen to me play the world's smallest violin (improv).


That's a terrific comeback from the head of a community that's just been accused of being immature.

Mr. Teatime wrote:
AftershockVibe wrote:
Grow the fuck up and someone might actually take you seriously. I'll be over at NMA where at least there's a slim chance of intelligent news posting.


Good. I'm so glad you registered to make a post stating that you weren't going to post here. It's certainly made my day worthwhile.

I registered to voice my opinion, you read it. Mission accomplished as far as I'm concerned.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for your input.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

AftershockVibe wrote:

OK, does the <snip>


I thought you said you were going back to NMA?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

now i know why i prefer nma....
im sorry but i have to write it...
god....you are just sooooo stupid.....how can you be so ignorant? are all americans like you? ex-nazi....thats a good one...heh you remind me of a little kid that blindly repeats something that he heard somewhere......i wish i was better in english, coz i cant tell everything that i think about you...damn ;/
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jesus, you NMAers are so dim. Why do you take everything so seriously?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

tass wrote:
i wish i was better in english, coz i cant tell everything that i think about you...damn ;/


Nobody cares anyways.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

tass is not me with a dupe account, before I'm accused. Check IPs all you wish.

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I thought you said you were going back to NMA? (Chidlish tubgirl link removed


I will, don't worry your pretty little head. I was hoping for an intelligent reponse. Nevermind eh?

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are all americans like you?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Spazmo wrote:
tass wrote:
i wish i was better in english, coz i cant tell everything that i think about you...damn ;/


Nobody cares anyways.


you are right, i shouldnt even bother to register here, you guys arent going to understand what i have to say..
heheh, thats true, im not him dupe acc ;p
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Spazmo wrote:
tass wrote:
i wish i was better in english, coz i cant tell everything that i think about you...damn ;/


Nobody cares anyways.


you are right, i shouldnt even bother to register here, you guys arent going to understand what i have to say..
heheh, thats true, im not his dupe acc ;p
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