Prepare for the SHOCK NEWS OF THE CENTURY

[Mr. Teatime]

<strong>[Game -> Update]</strong> - More info on <a href="http://wikipocalypse.duckandcover.cx/in ... title=Oleg Yavorsky">Person: Oleg Yavorsky</a> | More info on <a href="http://wikipocalypse.duckandcover.cx/in ... ?title=GSC Game World">Company: GSC Game World</a> | More info on <a href="http://wikipocalypse.duckandcover.cx/in ... .A.L.K.E.R: Shadows of Chernobyl">Game: S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadows of Chernobyl</a>

I can't believe it myself, but some idiot journalist is reporting something tantamount to blasphemy. <a href="http://www.thq.de/html_repository/news_gamer.php">The German THQ page is reporting</a> that <a href="http://www.stalker-game.com">STALKER</a>
has been delayed indefinately. I am sickened by the depths to which
some bitter, jealous journalists will stoop to get traffic for their
site, and put it
down to everyone reporting these lies, myself included, having
developed a severe case of mental retardism. Here's what the PR manager
for <a href="http://www.gsc-game.com/">GSC Game World</a>, <strong>Oleg Yavorsky</strong>, says (<a href="http://ve3d.ign.com/articles/584/584754p1.html">from Voodoo Extreme</a>):


<blockquote><em>We are pleased that THQ has granted us more time for development.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl is a complex game, which will push
the boundaries of its genre. We wish to make sure that we release the
game only when it fulfils our highest expectations, which we ourselves
and the fans place against it, and not before then.</em><em>



</em></blockquote>See? How could it be a delay - he's pleased to announce it!


Obviously it's some sick joke, there is no way this game would be delayed, I am 100% certain these idiots will soon be shot.

Spotted @ <a href="http://www.bluesnews.com">Blues News</a>

[Megatron]

FUCK EA!

I am indeed shocked by this revelation. I thought stalker was going to come round to my house and give me a blowjob and be the best game ever. Now I think I might have to leave the stalker boards. Farewell!

[Sovy Kurosei]

In Soviet Russia, the game delays you.

[Trakocian]

This must mean they plan to finish the game in the retail release, not a patch.

WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?!?!?!

[S4ur0n27]

They should release what they have and then make 25 expansions.

[Koki]

FUCK EA!