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the guardian
Hero of the Desert
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What if you'll wake up one day and realize you're S4ur0n27, and you're married to Kashluk? I need a drink.
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Nicolai
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What if you one day wake up as [cue Silent Hill theme] fallout_ranger? With the naked bodies of susan and kashluk lying next to you icon_drunk
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S4ur0n27
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder why I'm involved in so many people's nightmares dumb
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Lynxer
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Joined: 03 May 2002
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Or wake up one day and realize you're my penis.
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S4ur0n27
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lynxer wrote:
Or wake up one day and realize you're my penis.


And live alone forever.
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Lynxer
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And will be pushed against Susans prostate, daily.
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Tingel Tangel
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Joined: 21 Oct 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh God! The horror! The Hoooorrrooooooargh! I'll not fall asleep tonight.
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boywoos
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

the guardian wrote:
What if you'll wake up one day and realize you're S4ur0n27, and you're married to Kashluk? I need a drink.


*Tips hat to The Guardian* icon_mrhappy
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airsoft guy
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Joined: 30 Jul 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ExtremeRyno wrote:
I have a fear that one time when I fart at Walmart, or something, I'm just gonna shit myself instead. I've only shit myself once as an adult, and it was because of a farting contest...while drunk. But who is to say it can't happen while I'm sober and around people I don't know who are also sober?


Don't worry, you'll blend in even more with the unwashed trailer trash and illegal immigrants who just ran through the desert to get there from Mexico.

You shit your pants just say something in Spanish and then ask, "Where ees welfare offeece?" Then try to sell them some of those little square gum things.
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Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

S4ur0n27 wrote:
I wonder why I'm involved in so many people's nightmares dumb


Maybe its because you think strangling people during sex is erotic. Some chick pulled that on me, I'd punch her in the face then pull out the gun.
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Mr. Teatime
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote:
S4ur0n27 wrote:
I wonder why I'm involved in so many people's nightmares dumb


Some chick pulled that on me, I'd punch her in the face then pull out the gun.


But she probably wouldn't find that erotic, either. Different tastes....
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Subhuman
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Haha you're still not there yet


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 11:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

She probably wouldn't be doing him in the first place. KEEP IT REAL, YO.
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S4ur0n27
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It IS erotic dumb
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axelgreese
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cans of creamed corn is erotic.
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black dog man
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

my deepest fear is a neocon republican winning the us presidential election in 08
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atoga
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Barack Obama in '08, yo
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Spazmo
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Neocons are better than Decepticons. Still, I have faith in the Autobot party. Optimus Prime '08!
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black dog man
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

atoga wrote:
Barack Obama in '08, yo


he wont run in 08

maybe a cabinet position if a dem wins in 08, then vp in 12 and 16
im pretty sure that we wont have him for president until 20

and spazmo one could say that the decepticonservatives are in office right now lol BUSH LIED PEOPLE DIED
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the guardian
Hero of the Desert
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A)Can Spell when he wants to

B)Knows politics

C)Writes like SlaveMaster
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black dog man
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

the guardian wrote:
A)Can Spell when he wants to

B)Knows politics

C)Writes like SlaveMaster


a) is a stupid jew
b) loves money
c) writes like adolf eichmann lol
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