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the guardian
Hero of the Desert


Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 1618
Location: israel
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Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:21 pm |
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What if you'll wake up one day and realize you're S4ur0n27, and you're married to Kashluk? I need a drink. |
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Nicolai
ASSHAT

Joined: 25 Feb 2003
Posts: 3739
Location: Wheelchair Warez HQ
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Wed Dec 08, 2004 5:59 pm |
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What if you one day wake up as [cue Silent Hill theme] fallout_ranger? With the naked bodies of susan and kashluk lying next to you  |
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S4ur0n27
Mamma's Gang member


Joined: 01 Jun 2002
Posts: 15177
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Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:15 pm |
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I wonder why I'm involved in so many people's nightmares  |
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Lynxer
Vault Hero


Joined: 03 May 2002
Posts: 1060
Location: Germania inferior
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Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:37 pm |
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Or wake up one day and realize you're my penis. |
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S4ur0n27
Mamma's Gang member


Joined: 01 Jun 2002
Posts: 15177
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Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:57 pm |
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Lynxer wrote: | Or wake up one day and realize you're my penis. |
And live alone forever. |
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Lynxer
Vault Hero


Joined: 03 May 2002
Posts: 1060
Location: Germania inferior
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Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:20 pm |
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And will be pushed against Susans prostate, daily. |
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Tingel Tangel
Fascist Bitch


Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Posts: 760
Location: On my feet
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Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:21 pm |
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Oh God! The horror! The Hoooorrrooooooargh! I'll not fall asleep tonight. |
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boywoos
Elite Wanderer


Joined: 15 May 2002
Posts: 641
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Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:50 pm |
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the guardian wrote: | What if you'll wake up one day and realize you're S4ur0n27, and you're married to Kashluk? I need a drink. |
*Tips hat to The Guardian*  |
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airsoft guy
Vault Hero


Joined: 30 Jul 2003
Posts: 1008
Location: Washington State
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Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:01 pm |
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ExtremeRyno wrote: | I have a fear that one time when I fart at Walmart, or something, I'm just gonna shit myself instead. I've only shit myself once as an adult, and it was because of a farting contest...while drunk. But who is to say it can't happen while I'm sober and around people I don't know who are also sober? |
Don't worry, you'll blend in even more with the unwashed trailer trash and illegal immigrants who just ran through the desert to get there from Mexico.
You shit your pants just say something in Spanish and then ask, "Where ees welfare offeece?" Then try to sell them some of those little square gum things. |
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Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD
Hero of the Desert


Joined: 09 Jun 2002
Posts: 1741
Location: Legitimate Businessmen's Social Club
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Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:27 pm |
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S4ur0n27 wrote: | I wonder why I'm involved in so many people's nightmares  |
Maybe its because you think strangling people during sex is erotic. Some chick pulled that on me, I'd punch her in the face then pull out the gun. |
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Mr. Teatime
Righteous Subjugator


Joined: 19 May 2003
Posts: 3340
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Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:40 pm |
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Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote: | S4ur0n27 wrote: | I wonder why I'm involved in so many people's nightmares  |
Some chick pulled that on me, I'd punch her in the face then pull out the gun. |
But she probably wouldn't find that erotic, either. Different tastes.... |
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Subhuman
Haha you're still not there yet


Joined: 21 May 2002
Posts: 3448
Location: Denial
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Wed Dec 08, 2004 11:45 pm |
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She probably wouldn't be doing him in the first place. KEEP IT REAL, YO. |
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S4ur0n27
Mamma's Gang member


Joined: 01 Jun 2002
Posts: 15177
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Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:39 am |
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It IS erotic  |
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axelgreese
Wandering Hero


Joined: 18 Apr 2002
Posts: 1127
Location: Pork Chop Express
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Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:35 am |
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Cans of creamed corn is erotic. |
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black dog man
SDF!

Joined: 05 Dec 2004
Posts: 21
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Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:23 am |
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my deepest fear is a neocon republican winning the us presidential election in 08 |
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atoga
Mamma's Gang member


Joined: 14 May 2002
Posts: 5411
Location: Coney Island
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Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:25 am |
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Spazmo
Haha you're still not there yet


Joined: 12 Jun 2002
Posts: 3590
Location: Monkey Island
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Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:27 am |
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Neocons are better than Decepticons. Still, I have faith in the Autobot party. Optimus Prime '08! |
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black dog man
SDF!

Joined: 05 Dec 2004
Posts: 21
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Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:34 am |
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atoga wrote: | Barack Obama in '08, yo |
he wont run in 08
maybe a cabinet position if a dem wins in 08, then vp in 12 and 16
im pretty sure that we wont have him for president until 20
and spazmo one could say that the decepticonservatives are in office right now lol BUSH LIED PEOPLE DIED |
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the guardian
Hero of the Desert


Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 1618
Location: israel
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Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:35 pm |
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A)Can Spell when he wants to
B)Knows politics
C)Writes like SlaveMaster |
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black dog man
SDF!

Joined: 05 Dec 2004
Posts: 21
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Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:29 pm |
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the guardian wrote: | A)Can Spell when he wants to
B)Knows politics
C)Writes like SlaveMaster |
a) is a stupid jew
b) loves money
c) writes like adolf eichmann lol |
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