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Talk about music, movies, TV, books, other types of entertainment and what your vices are. Also, if you're addicted to the high you get off Aspirin, this is the place to talk about it.
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i dont like bottles usually as you have to have a bottle opener, cant carry them around as easily and it seems to go warm p quick but hey thats just me cornflower watcha think i am the king of kong?
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Twist-off bottles, son.
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And all was well.
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they dont have twist offs in england baby get with the programme do you think we pay a lousy buck for a bottle of pop you flip the lid off with your pinky whilst holdin a hotdog you got for a dime on the sidewalk outside the mall? no way jose, you need a corkscrew just to open the petrol tank on a car here okay its all child proof
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We gave up on child proofing, because none of it stands up to the ingenuity of American children. :cool:
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Child-proofing ? Why would anyone want to keep them around ? Mind boggled. :drunk:
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Real men don't need bottle openers. I've fine-tuned my method so I can now open a bottle of beer with a 1 pound coin.
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I've fucked up the flesh on my wrist enough times to give up trying to open bottles without conventional tools. If I don't have a church key at the moment I have the bottle, I'm probably going to go drink Fresca
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sometimes i can open bottles with a lighter or a bit of dry stone wall (lol) but whats the point ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

winter is the best time for drinking besides summer as summer drinking is all AAAWWWWYEAAAAAA while winters all MMMMMM~UGGHHHHHHH.
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Retlaw83 wrote:Dear DAC,

I have had a six pack of Yuengling Black and Tan, and am still not drunk. For those not familiar with this wonderful concoction, it is a beer so dark that light cannot escape it.

But the fact remains I am not even heavily buzzed yet. Please advise.

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Aww, come on! Just a six pack? I know 14 year old girls who can drink a six pack without being "heavily buzzed".

Try drinking two more of said six packs. When I go have fun on a beach or some shit I usually grab a 24 can pack with me. Usually runs out too soon in case I offer a few to my friends, but meh, saves me from drinking too much.
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Because you can always trust guys bragging about how much they drink as being accurate.

Also, once I cross the threshhold of being drunk, I don't stop drinking. I can drink a lot, but 6 cans of black and tan in an hour should get a normal human being to the point of drunkenness.
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i tend to get drunk quite quickly then reckless, you could say i play hard and fast with the rules but generally i just act like a dickhead and dont remember any of it.

some of my pals start drinking in the morning and i cant do that as im sleepy by 6 but whichev. im sure if all of the dac gang were to get together ofr drinks besides the freaks itd be pretty terrific jk people would just be all ah so your megatron and id be all whut dont call me that in public and id be home by 9 eatin crackers with pate and watching tv.
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Exactly.
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Megatron wrote:i tend to get drunk quite quickly then reckless, you could say i play hard and fast with the rules but generally i just act like a dickhead and dont remember any of it.
I'm the same except I do remember all of it and I end up losing a friend or two.
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ive pissed off my friends by slapping there girlfriends butts or whatever but how can you hate me im beautiful
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Retlaw83 wrote:Because you can always trust guys bragging about how much they drink as being accurate.
And because of the fact that on average Americans threshold for alcohol is lower than, say, Finns or Danes. Just because we drink more and start drinking younger. :dance:
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Kashluk wrote:
Retlaw83 wrote:Because you can always trust guys bragging about how much they drink as being accurate.
And because of the fact that on average Americans threshold for alcohol is lower than, say, Finns or Danes. Just because we drink more and start drinking younger. :dance:
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I minored in drinking at college.

Go drink six beers in an hour. If you're not drunk, there's an issue.

Also, I've drank an entire case over the course of a day before; it's no real feat.
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Christ that's all we do here in Australia. Drink and talk shit. I like it a lot better here than in America, much more chill.
Anyway trying to decide what I want tomorrow. Prolly stick with Tooheys. =)
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Try suicide, I think it might help your situation overall.
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