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Gimp Mask
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PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2021 8:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ExtremeDrinker wrote:
What exactly would you do for a Klondike Bar?

i would suck 1 billion dicks
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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2021 4:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How much is TOO much?
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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2021 11:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

3, for sure.
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PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2021 1:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

1 billion and 1

is "bitcoin halving" when it loses half of its value bcause of a stillgray tweet
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2021 9:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

why has bodhi-dharma left for the east?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2021 3:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

is it too late to start collecting swords
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gimp Mask wrote:
is it too late to start collecting swords


For what use?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 11:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

purely for their aesthetic value

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 8:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

my dad has a katana and a tanto, I think he really wants a gunblade ideally
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gimp Mask wrote:
purely for their aesthetic value



Oh wow, you have some fine collections there! Are those real-sharp?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

that looks more like a knife

munchkin wrote:
Oh wow, you have some fine collections there! Are those real-sharp?

Well I guess that depends on your definition of "real-sharp". Could they cut a man in half? Maybe. Could they cut a baby in half? Easily. As it is with any good blade, you keep its edge with never-ending sharpening. My whetstone is my art. And my blades wear out as I hone them. Dust to dust. Eventually I end up with just the handles. What can you cut with a handle? That's the real question. A real samurai blade is only as good as its handle, blades are secondary. That's why nunchucks were invented, the ultimate weapon, double handle, double damage, double dragon.

Bruce Lee with the Master Sword
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 10:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top



I practice my own martial arts by living true to the saying that the pen is mightier than a sword, I have in my alchemical process joined them. My blade opens paper envelopes delivered to me by the hidden messenger. I have my metal box which only I have a key. There are many similar metal boxes but only one matters, that one which is mine. The messenger moves in the shadows. My blade is not sharp. It is the motion of the ocean that matters. I am one with my blade as the cut progresses swiftly, revealing how much debt I am in. Each passing moon I receive more messages.

A true master warrior must be a poet, to kill more effectively. Thats why the T-800 has detailed files stored in its mind.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 7:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ah i see. hey you might enjoy this book,
The Unfettered Mind: Writings of the Zen Master to the Sword Master
it's more about killing people than unsolicited mail though

I have a Morakniv salute
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What is the number of gold atoms (in whatever the optimal geometry and conditions may be required) for it to be visible by the naked human eye as gold?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 6:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gimp Mask wrote:
is it too late to start collecting swords


Fuck no it isn't. I had Stannis Baratheon's "Light Bringer" commissioned two years ago and one day when I get dementia, I'm going on a rampage with it and a handful of flashbangs while only wearing a jock strap.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 1:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It is imperative that every man own Narsil, Anduril, Glamdring, and Sting. An armed home is a safe home.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

have you ever feared that other people could read your mind?


Wolfman Walt wrote:
Fuck no it isn't. I had Stannis Baratheon's "Light Bringer" commissioned two years ago and one day when I get dementia, I'm going on a rampage with it and a handful of flashbangs while only wearing a jock strap.

salute so are those fancy swords people collect actually usable, well balanced and deadly? I always assumed they all were just sort of props

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2021 6:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

why are the police always so angry about jurisdiction in movies and tv shows?
"the fbi showed up, i don't have to deal with this shit any more oh noooo"
what's the issue?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

yeah I dont get it either, the less work the better. Rather be solving real crimes like shooting children for holding chocolate bars or something
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