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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2021 9:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

the first time I got really stoned I was living in a bedsit and listening to death metal but the singing sounded like burping
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2021 12:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The drunkest I ever got was the night before a foreign language final in college, I drank one and a half entire bottles of bourbon and woke up drunk and had to sit in class taking the exam while feeling the hangover develop as the drunkenness slowly wore off. Somehow I passed the class.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2021 12:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got a hernia in my navel. Not a big one but one nonetheless. My wife blames barbell squats, but I'm not sure. Gonna have it surgeonized but I fear they'll implant an alien like they did to Ripley.

If I'm right I hope I get to pilot an exoskeleton robot thingy.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got punched in my thumb some 15+ years ago, snapping the ligament between the thumb and index finger. My hand still gets sore if I grip something really hard for a long time. I hope to get Jax arms
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gimp Mask wrote:
My hand still gets sore if I grip something really hard for a long time.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2021 3:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

yeah has not happened in that context though, think pull-ups and things like that
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had a hockey stick broken over my shin when I was younger in a street hockey match that ended like most regular hockey matches, a fight breaking out. It's been a good year since I've been in a good fight, though. I think I'm probably due for a punch in the face.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am counting the days until I can get really really stoned in Amsterdam. I am going to buy a can of green peas and feed ducks with them, it's going to be sunny and care free.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2021 1:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mismatch wrote:
I got a hernia in my navel. Not a big one but one nonetheless. My wife blames barbell squats, but I'm not sure. Gonna have it surgeonized but I fear they'll implant an alien like they did to Ripley.

If I'm right I hope I get to pilot an exoskeleton robot thingy.


I had this picking up a crate full of wine once. It took me a bit to recover but in the end it is fine actually
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Megatron wrote:
Mismatch wrote:
I got a hernia in my navel. Not a big one but one nonetheless. My wife blames barbell squats, but I'm not sure. Gonna have it surgeonized but I fear they'll implant an alien like they did to Ripley.

If I'm right I hope I get to pilot an exoskeleton robot thingy.


I had this picking up a crate full of wine once. It took me a bit to recover but in the end it is fine actually


Did you get to pilot a robotic loading bay exoskeleton?

They don't seem to just go away tho', needs some sort of fixing. I keep pushing it back in. Feels good that it's a small one, probably only fat tissue poking out. That's what the doctor said. I was afraid I was growing a Siamese twin from my belly button.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 7:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had a diddy one for years that was satisfying to crunch back in. But then I fucked it up and all my guts were sort of hanging out. They give me a large dose of morphine and a nurse pushed it back in like videodrome but it still hurt, because

I'm quite sensitive I'll have you know
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 8:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I had a girl snatch BBQ tongs out of my hands during a drunken public holiday.

Sliced my hand open. Walked into a 24hr chemist at 10pm for steri-strips to keep the wound closed then ignored it for 2 days until I went into work. Boss took one look at it and sent me to the hospital to have it all stitched up.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 9:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My hands are covered in lots of little scars, lots of them usually only an inch long or so. People have asked how they got there since they know my jobs are usually pretty physical but the truth is it's from puppies since a friend of mine breeds golden retrievers and I always like going there and helping out with new litters. Little fucker's teeth leave all sorts of scratches and cuts. Cute little devils, though. I have two perfect parallel lines on my right arm from where a puppy's front teeth raked across it.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I remember going to San Francisco and getting a needle drip in my arm of ketamine. I was out for 45 minutes but it felt like years and I thought I died. Scared the shit out of me. Still went back and did more and the 2nd time I did it I took in some music and felt like I was drifting through space with Snake Plisken. I felt like Megatron personified.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 9:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How'does one aquire a ketamine drip in San Francisco?
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 11:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:
I remember going to San Francisco and getting a needle drip in my arm of ketamine. I was out for 45 minutes but it felt like years and I thought I died. Scared the shit out of me. Still went back and did more and the 2nd time I did it I took in some music and felt like I was drifting through space with Snake Plisken. I felt like Megatron personified.

Haha, ketamine is weird like that, I still don't ever really know what to expect with it.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 1:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gimp Mask wrote:
POOPERSCOOPER wrote:
I remember going to San Francisco and getting a needle drip in my arm of ketamine. I was out for 45 minutes but it felt like years and I thought I died. Scared the shit out of me. Still went back and did more and the 2nd time I did it I took in some music and felt like I was drifting through space with Snake Plisken. I felt like Megatron personified.

Haha, ketamine is weird like that, I still don't ever really know what to expect with it.


San Francisco is weird like that.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 4:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Everywhere is weird like that. You just have to know where to look.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2021 10:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

as a young boy I woke up sitting on the toilet when my mom came in to tell me to clean up the vomit from the bathroom floor and go to bed. I had eaten macaroni casserole, a traditional Finnish cuisine classic
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 3:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:
I remember going to San Francisco and getting a needle drip in my arm of ketamine. I was out for 45 minutes but it felt like years and I thought I died. Scared the shit out of me. Still went back and did more and the 2nd time I did it I took in some music and felt like I was drifting through space with Snake Plisken. I felt like Megatron personified.


Welcome to the next level icon_chew also hi!

Ketamine is a funny one, I've only done it a few times mixed with other drugs but then it always goes to hell
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