I took a big risk and had sex with Cakester's mom

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I took a big risk and had sex with Cakester's mom

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And now I have herpes. :(
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I did not know you were interested in inter-species liaisons. I envy the innocence of my past self. Still, it must be a fine thing for you to have a memento. Yes. :drunk:
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She isn't a different species, Blargh. She's merely a subhuman mutant.
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An abhuman, like the respectable Ogyrn or Rattling from 40k. I can't say squat because they're technically not around any more, but I imagine the experience would be reminiscent to an escapade wrangling several midgets into a burlap sack and forcing yourself upon them.

Not that I have any personal experience with that or anything.
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While abhuman, there's nothing respectable about her.

Surely, I can't be the only one here whose engaged in coitus with the mother of Prosper Cakester Pizzahut Lover III (his legal name), can I?
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Retlaw83 wrote:Surely, I can't be the only one here whose engaged in coitus with the mother of Prosper Cakester Pizzahut Lover III (his legal name), can I?
Cough.
SenisterDenister wrote:Not that I have any personal experience with that or anything.
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Re: I took a big risk and had sex with Cakester's mom

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Retlaw83 wrote:And now I have herpes. :(
Adoption is a good thing, but just because you plowed the broad doesn't mean you have to take ownership of him too.
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I imagine having Walter as a step dad might do him some good. If not him, then the rest of us. (hint: take away his computer privileges)
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SenisterDenister wrote:An abhuman, like the respectable Ogyrn or Rattling from 40k. I can't say squat because they're technically not around any more, but I imagine the experience would be reminiscent to an escapade wrangling several midgets into a burlap sack and forcing yourself upon them.

Not that I have any personal experience with that or anything.
I'd imagine the experience to be akin to something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0
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Cimmerian Nights wrote:
Retlaw83 wrote:And now I have herpes. :(
Adoption is a good thing, but just because you plowed the broad doesn't mean you have to take ownership of him too.
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