Russians find dead alien.

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Would depend on how bangable their women are.
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Dogmeatlives wrote:here is a hypothetical for everyone- Let's say aliens come down to earth and they wanna take one of us back to be a representative for mankind. Would you be that person? keep in mind you will not be probed or dissected or studied like an animal, but you also will never return to earth. you will have to live on their alien planet til death. would you leave with them? discuss.

Why would I HAVE to live on their planet for ever? I mean they obv. have space ships so I'd get one and visit erf as much as I can to make people think I'm an alien, when in fact I am just a human who's friends with aliens using an alien space ship to visit earth. Silly people... and then they will post me re-entering the atmosphere on youtube. :rofl:
And then I'd post like: "FAKE!" as a comment and they're argue with me.

But let's ask a better question:

You are chosen as human representative. What is your approach to representing earth and humanity?
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Frighten the shit out of them and convince them we [humanity] have real life plot armor and can defeat any alien invasion by showing them every alien movie ever and convincing them they were actually documentaries.
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Aliens invade our subconscious thoughts and somehow provide us with insight and wisdom about how we SHOULD live :OSCAR GREEN PEACE:
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Gunman wrote:You are chosen as human representative. What is your approach to representing earth and humanity?
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Gunman wrote:You are chosen as human representative. What is your approach to representing earth and humanity?
Whip my cock out and just piss everywhere.
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Follow up to this is funny stuff, guy who made the alien got arrested as some tool thought the body was that of a child.
Long story short he was let go after he agreed to hand the body over, it was made from chicken or so they say.
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Yonmanc wrote:
Gunman wrote:You are chosen as human representative. What is your approach to representing earth and humanity?
Whip my cock out and just piss everywhere.
I would whip it out and then proceed to try and mate with one of via one of the holes on their gooey alien body. That represents us perfectly imo.
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In soviet Russia, alien finds YOU!
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Dogmeatlives wrote:
Yonmanc wrote:
Gunman wrote:You are chosen as human representative. What is your approach to representing earth and humanity?
Whip my cock out and just piss everywhere.
I would whip it out and then proceed to try and mate with one of via one of the holes on their gooey alien body. That represents us perfectly imo.
Only if said extra-terrestrial cum receptical is a child of the species. That way you get to fuck an alien AND possibly recieve ad revenue from the catholic church!
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The fuck, man?
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http://www.imagechan.com/img/8645/What- ... -an-alien/ duh

i always thought aliens would be so alien they wouldnt give a chuffing fuck about communication maybe theyd be rocks or somethin. and how are you meant to talk to a rock, play ROCK MUSIC?!

lol jk.
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Stalagmite wrote:The fuck, man?
The implications of my crude joke were that if we fucked alien children as an advertisement of humanity to alien species, the catholic church might give us some advertising revenue.

Because they fuck children.


Geddit?
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I think I do. Those "Catholic" jokes are aging very rapidly though j/s.
As for aliens, I'll leave that kind of stuff to Fox Newsians.
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Stalagmite wrote:Those "Catholic" jokes are aging very rapidly though j/s.
Unlike their victims.



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OMG! =D :joy:
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