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Manoil
Wastelander's Nightmare
Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 3504
Location: Behind your Chair
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Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:52 pm |
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| SenisterDenister wrote: | | That guy's jawline is all kinds of weird. |
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PiP
Last, Best Hope of Humanity
Joined: 18 Apr 2003
Posts: 5019
Location: Brighton beach
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Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:08 pm |
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| Kashluk wrote: | | Yeah, I even switched brands to a more expensive one (I've been buying a better shaving gel as well). Everything was fine and dandy for a while, but for the last couple of weeks the rash just keeps appearing. Maybe I need to wash my face better before shaving? I dunno. It's annoying. |
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Kashluk
Grand MF
Joined: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7512
Location: 25°43'36.25" E , 62°14'0.97" N
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Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:09 am |
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Gunman
s3x g0d
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 69
Location: Ze laboratory
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Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:36 am |
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Shower.
Apply shaving gel/cream for sensitive skin.
Wait a few minutes and allow it to soften the hair.
Shave with the growth, from top to bottom. Entire face. Rinse blade after every stroke!
Clean.
Apply more gel/cream.
Shave with gentle but steady moves against the growth. Again, rinse blade after every stroke.
Wash face.
Apply after shave. Use something manly, and not this new age shit.
I for my part hate everything with too much fragrance. It's gross when people use AXE/LYNX products. They smell so dodgy and common. |
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Burning Oasis
Wanderer
Joined: 09 May 2010
Posts: 471
Location: Coddingtown
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Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:38 am |
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Man, I shave with just a razor and water, and sometimes blood as an unexpected lubricant. |
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Blargh
Überkommando
Joined: 09 Nov 2003
Posts: 6177
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Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:47 am |
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a stern withering glare = hair falls out
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Stalagmite
Wandering Hero
Joined: 26 Feb 2009
Posts: 1192
Location: IN YOUR PANTS AUSTRALIA
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Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:38 pm |
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah
Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 5194
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Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:11 pm |
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| Blargh wrote: | a stern withering glare = hair falls out
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It's how I remove my ball hair. |
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Gunman
s3x g0d
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 69
Location: Ze laboratory
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Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:07 pm |
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Do you have to use a mirror for this, Walter? |
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah
Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 5194
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Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:29 am |
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No, but I do sometimes rest them on your mom's forehead while I do it. It's why she has a receding hairline. |
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Manoil
Wastelander's Nightmare
Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 3504
Location: Behind your Chair
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Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:07 am |
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Gunman
s3x g0d
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 69
Location: Ze laboratory
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Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:18 am |
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Wouldn't this mean that your balls have adhesive abilities that epilate my mother's hair? And wouldn't this make your balls incredibly hairy? Just a thought... |
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah
Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 5194
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Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:03 pm |
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We've already established that I remove hair from my balls with a stern glare, and that I occasionally rest them on your mother's forehead for glaring. It was heavily implied my glare took her hairline as collateral damage.
Do try and keep up. |
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Stalagmite
Wandering Hero
Joined: 26 Feb 2009
Posts: 1192
Location: IN YOUR PANTS AUSTRALIA
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Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:48 pm |
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This thread is, ballsy?  |
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Manoil
Wastelander's Nightmare
Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 3504
Location: Behind your Chair
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Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:51 pm |
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It's gone down lately, but not too long ago, I had a brief phase of dubbing myself onto other people's faces.
This one was actually an application, not photoshop
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Gunman
s3x g0d
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 69
Location: Ze laboratory
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Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:35 pm |
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Burning Oasis
Wanderer
Joined: 09 May 2010
Posts: 471
Location: Coddingtown
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Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:50 pm |
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Freaks, I believe... T'was an odd movie. |
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Yonmanc
Hero of the Glowing Lands
Joined: 23 Jun 2009
Posts: 2224
Location: Manchester, UK
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Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:02 am |
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| Manoil wrote: | | It's gone down lately, but not too long ago, I had a brief phase of dubbing myself onto other people's faces. |
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Blargh
Überkommando
Joined: 09 Nov 2003
Posts: 6177
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Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:30 am |
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i once considered taking up surgically grafting faces a face swap if you will at random as a hobby but eventually decided against it mainly due to my inability to take a good photograph because honestly what point would there be without a worthy memento 
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Manoil
Wastelander's Nightmare
Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 3504
Location: Behind your Chair
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Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:47 am |
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Did you ever consider a tradeback policy?
I still can't break this notion that you're a complex, data-based algorithm bent on the destruction of mankind, yet somehow trapped within an Australian server. I maintain that it still seems more plausible |
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