NEW FALLOUT FROM JAPAN

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:13 am

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As you all probably already heard there is problems with Japan's nuclear plant after the huge earthquake hit their land. We have the potential to see some real life nuclear stuff like radiation and get a post apoc feeling from the current events.

I'm not going to link to any specific news item but just to tell you to keep updated on the events in Japan with your favorite news source.

A radiation cloud is supposedly going to come over California so if I come back with another finger you will know why.

What are your guys thoughts on the nuclear problem in Japan?

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:26 am

Stock up on iodene tablets. And call that local maniac who has a functioning Fallout shelter. Alternatively buy a shipping container, line it with lead paint, dig a big hole, etc. etc. etc.

This is part of a strategy to take over ze world. That's why japanese have advanced robotics, so they can kill americans over the internet FPS style.
Also, dragons.

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:22 am

I was once told by a wise adventurer in life that an old 50's lead lined fridge would survive a nuclear blast, so I imagine just abit of fallout wouldn't hurt you.

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:52 am

It would be a race between asphyxiation and radiation poisoning. Another bet won. icon_drunk

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:28 am

Actually I doubt anything especially dangerous will happen'. A real meltdown prolly wont occur, only a partial one at worst.

I don't quite get what the fuss is about... it's obvios that the quake will have killed more than the radiation, so chill. Just as with the bird flu I bet than within a month a lot of ppl are going to feel a tad stupid..

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:31 am

I had hoped "drowning" would be the ultimate vanquisher. icon_bored

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:49 am

They ran out of iodine pills... in Finland tard

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:57 am

Well then drink water filtered through moss. The naturally high content of iodine in the moss will give you the edge over the slowly ghoulifiying masses. :survival:

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:36 pm

I was once told by a wise adventurer in life that an old 50's lead lined fridge would survive a nuclear blast, so I imagine just abit of fallout wouldn't hurt you.

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:59 pm

AGREED.

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:51 pm

If you can't get Iodine straight, Poops, consider buying kelp pills for a large concentration. They're going to be going quick, but it'll be worth buying some to stave off the cancer

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:08 am

snort ionide BAM launch your brain straight into orbit commences three two one right freakin now nuclear blast 2011 fuck the wordld! right guys

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:05 am

Yeah, like he said. Drink lead paint and coat your coat with iodine, it's the only way to roll in the post-apocapclyptic waistland niggas. Oh, and stock up on fishsticks and shrimp and shit, if you like that sort of thing, pref. dated before the quake. And stay away from mushrooms and berries.

Last I heard we're getting closer to a full-on meltdown buttfuck bonanza every second. Rescue workers getting sick on rads, new fires and explosions ravaging the compound, the idea of recovery abandoned. If it's not overblown media hysteria, then we're talking a contamination of the ocean and a high dose of rads hitting the American West-Coast pronto.

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 3:44 pm

According to a news article I read but am too lazy to link to, radiation has been found in spinach and milk up to 65 miles away from the leaking power plant in amounts that the Japanese government says are unsafe for human consumption.

While that's bad, it's pretty vague. The way it's worded, it could either be just a tad over the legal limit and thus still relatively harmless, or there could be roving bands of mutated spinach monsters terrorizing the countryside.

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:50 pm

Japanese Informative Cartoon about Fukashima Meltdown.

Yes, they must give "Nuclear Boy" his medecine so he does not "poo".

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:04 pm

It's nice to see they take education seriously in Japan.

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:34 pm

Oh thank goodness, they explained it in a way that finally makes sense :GODZILLA:

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:01 pm

I'm just glad the real bad poo is too heavy to fly because I'm scared of poo flying right at me.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:34 am

DIARRHEA IN CLASSROOM
Goatse

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:13 am

Spinach and milk. Two things Japaneses consume in great quantity. Gather ye supply, the radiated hordes are coming and they want dairy.

Also I remember when this one kid had diarrhea during Washington State History class in 10th grade. It smelled terrible and he just sat in his chair and didn't leave at the end of class, thereby singling himself as the poo-er. A bold plan which he stuck to with great determination, even after I think he realized the unintended consequence. Still, I'd like to hear alternate game plans for minimizing the shame of pooping all over yourself in a very public place.