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Macky
Vault Dweller
Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 139
Location: The Wasteland
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Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:23 am |
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*Stop Wasting It is an ad campaign begun by some celebrities including me.
I was thinking about how prolific i've been at the nutty bank in the last few years and thought that I would remind everyone to donate sperm this year. It will give someone who can't have kids a precious child. This post has to do with Fallout: New Vegas because there is a sperm bank in the game (southwest of Mojave Outpost) and I believe it was placed there to remind video gamers to donate generously in 2010.
Now go, you rapscallions! |
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah
Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 5327
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Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:12 am |
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I hear they pay $50 for a load of jizz at the sperm bank.
That means I own a towel that's worth roughly $50,000. |
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Manoil
Wastelander's Nightmare
Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 3729
Location: Drifting Onward
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Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:03 am |
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| Retlaw83 wrote: | I hear they pay $50 for a load of jizz at the sperm bank.
That means I own a towel that's worth roughly $50,000. |
Antiques Roadshow visit, perhaps? |
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gobbleykins
Vault Veteran
Joined: 25 Feb 2010
Posts: 321
Location: Canada
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Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:55 am |
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| Retlaw83 wrote: | I hear they pay $50 for a load of jizz at the sperm bank.
That means I own a towel that's worth roughly $50,000. |
holy shet |
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Kashluk
Grand MF
Joined: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7500
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Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:11 am |
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| Retlaw83 wrote: | I hear they pay $50 for a load of jizz at the sperm bank.
That means I own a towel that's worth roughly $50,000. |
Unless your sperm is shitty, of course, in which case the towel's worth would equal that of your unmeasurable shame over realising how any times you've jacked into that one piece of cloth. |
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rad resistance
Striding Hero
Joined: 17 Dec 2008
Posts: 1435
Location: Penn's Woods
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Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:13 pm |
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Snake uses the same towel to clean his face. |
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah
Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 5327
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Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:50 pm |
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What is this "shame" you speak of. I am unfamiliar with the concept. |
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rad resistance
Striding Hero
Joined: 17 Dec 2008
Posts: 1435
Location: Penn's Woods
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Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:31 pm |
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Only thing shameful I did was having sex with a nun. |
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah
Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 5327
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Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:43 pm |
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That's not shameful, that's high-five worthy.
That's the kind of thing that makes people want to shake your penis instead of your hand when they meet you. |
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Username
Elite Wanderer
Joined: 12 Jun 2010
Posts: 655
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Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:53 pm |
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| Retlaw83 wrote: | That's not shameful, that's high-five worthy.
That's the kind of thing that makes people want to shake your penis instead of your hand when they meet you. |
Yeah Rad. You should never wash that penis again.  |
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Yonmanc
Hero of the Glowing Lands
Joined: 23 Jun 2009
Posts: 2224
Location: Manchester, UK
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Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:03 pm |
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There's a sperm bank in New Vegas? |
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Macky
Vault Dweller
Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 139
Location: The Wasteland
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Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:05 pm |
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jimmypneumatic
Wanderer
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 442
Location: Still there.
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Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:26 am |
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| Yonmanc wrote: | | There's a sperm bank in New Vegas? |
No. But if your mother were to be transported forthwith to a parallel dimension where the nuclear holocaust rendered a shining oasis of the ruins of Las Vegas...and she went there, then perhaps. |
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Yonmanc
Hero of the Glowing Lands
Joined: 23 Jun 2009
Posts: 2224
Location: Manchester, UK
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Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:32 pm |
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| jimmypneumatic wrote: | | Yonmanc wrote: | | There's a sperm bank in New Vegas? |
No. But if your mother were to be transported forthwith to a parallel dimension where the nuclear holocaust rendered a shining oasis of the ruins of Las Vegas...and she went there, then perhaps. |
Wow. I'd tell you to not quit your day job, though sucking dick under a bypass can hardly be called a job. |
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah
Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 5327
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Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:23 pm |
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So no one wants this sperm-encrusted towel for the low low cost of $50,000? |
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Macky
Vault Dweller
Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 139
Location: The Wasteland
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Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:35 am |
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gobbleykins
Vault Veteran
Joined: 25 Feb 2010
Posts: 321
Location: Canada
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Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:50 am |
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I don't think cakester reads this section so unfortunately this auction's a bust |
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jimmypneumatic
Wanderer
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 442
Location: Still there.
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Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:25 am |
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| Yonmanc wrote: | | jimmypneumatic wrote: | | Yonmanc wrote: | | There's a sperm bank in New Vegas? |
No. But if your mother were to be transported forthwith to a parallel dimension where the nuclear holocaust rendered a shining oasis of the ruins of Las Vegas...and she went there, then perhaps. |
Wow. I'd tell you to not quit your day job, though sucking dick under a bypass can hardly be called a job. |
Touche, it's more of an art, something i'm quite sure you'd know all about.  |
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Dogmeatlives
Living Legend
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 3189
Location: Junktown, Phil's doorstep
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Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:29 am |
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| Retlaw83 wrote: | I hear they pay $50 for a load of jizz at the sperm bank.
That means I own a towel that's worth roughly $50,000. |
wash your towel. |
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah
Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 5327
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Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:12 am |
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And depreciate all that value? Are you nuts? |
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