Stop Wasting It

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Stop Wasting It

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*Stop Wasting It is an ad campaign begun by some celebrities including me.


I was thinking about how prolific i've been at the nutty bank in the last few years and thought that I would remind everyone to donate sperm this year. It will give someone who can't have kids a precious child. This post has to do with Fallout: New Vegas because there is a sperm bank in the game (southwest of Mojave Outpost) and I believe it was placed there to remind video gamers to donate generously in 2010.


Now go, you rapscallions!
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I hear they pay $50 for a load of jizz at the sperm bank.

That means I own a towel that's worth roughly $50,000.
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Post by Manoil »

Retlaw83 wrote:I hear they pay $50 for a load of jizz at the sperm bank.

That means I own a towel that's worth roughly $50,000.
Antiques Roadshow visit, perhaps?
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Retlaw83 wrote:I hear they pay $50 for a load of jizz at the sperm bank.

That means I own a towel that's worth roughly $50,000.
holy shet
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Retlaw83 wrote:I hear they pay $50 for a load of jizz at the sperm bank.

That means I own a towel that's worth roughly $50,000.
Unless your sperm is shitty, of course, in which case the towel's worth would equal that of your unmeasurable shame over realising how any times you've jacked into that one piece of cloth.
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Snake uses the same towel to clean his face.
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Kashluk wrote: shame
What is this "shame" you speak of. I am unfamiliar with the concept.
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Only thing shameful I did was having sex with a nun.
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That's not shameful, that's high-five worthy.

That's the kind of thing that makes people want to shake your penis instead of your hand when they meet you.
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Retlaw83 wrote:That's not shameful, that's high-five worthy.

That's the kind of thing that makes people want to shake your penis instead of your hand when they meet you.
Yeah Rad. You should never wash that penis again. :drunk:
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There's a sperm bank in New Vegas?
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Uh... YEAH
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Post by jimmypneumatic »

Yonmanc wrote:There's a sperm bank in New Vegas?
No. But if your mother were to be transported forthwith to a parallel dimension where the nuclear holocaust rendered a shining oasis of the ruins of Las Vegas...and she went there, then perhaps.
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jimmypneumatic wrote:
Yonmanc wrote:There's a sperm bank in New Vegas?
No. But if your mother were to be transported forthwith to a parallel dimension where the nuclear holocaust rendered a shining oasis of the ruins of Las Vegas...and she went there, then perhaps.
Wow. I'd tell you to not quit your day job, though sucking dick under a bypass can hardly be called a job.
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So no one wants this sperm-encrusted towel for the low low cost of $50,000?
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Starting bid at US $5.00
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I don't think cakester reads this section so unfortunately this auction's a bust
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Yonmanc wrote:
jimmypneumatic wrote:
Yonmanc wrote:There's a sperm bank in New Vegas?
No. But if your mother were to be transported forthwith to a parallel dimension where the nuclear holocaust rendered a shining oasis of the ruins of Las Vegas...and she went there, then perhaps.
Wow. I'd tell you to not quit your day job, though sucking dick under a bypass can hardly be called a job.
Touche, it's more of an art, something i'm quite sure you'd know all about. :giggle:
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Retlaw83 wrote:I hear they pay $50 for a load of jizz at the sperm bank.

That means I own a towel that's worth roughly $50,000.
wash your towel.
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And depreciate all that value? Are you nuts?
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