The Sims Medieval

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Seriously, what the fuck?
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Didn't everyone live in their own shit under constant threat of starvation with no access to entertainment back then?
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Sounds like fun.
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The Guild 2?
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From the sound of it, it's one of those console versions of the Sims.
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THE NEXT MAN OR WOMAN TO WALK ON THE MOON WILL BE

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DECAPITATIOOOOOOONNNNNN
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I remember when Will Wright allowed outsiders to rape the SimCity franchise so he could make a game about germs evolving into George Bushes and chairs.
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Remember when Will Wright let outsiders rape SimCity to make a game about people's lives, then he let outsiders rape the Sims so he could make a game about germs evolving into George Bushes.

That's the chronology you're looking for.
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Retlaw83 wrote:Remember when Will Wright let outsiders rape SimCity to make a game about people's lives, then he let outsiders rape the Sims so he could make a game about germs evolving into George Bushes.

That's the chronology you're looking for.
Touche, though I did enjoy Sims 2 and I did hate SimCity Societies. And Sims 3.
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I prefer the Sims 3 over 2 because of load times, the neighborhood being integrated, and better house building.

What pisses me off about the Sims 3 is it didn't ship with as many options as the Sims 2, so they can sell more expansion packs.
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you people bitch about the sims yet you bought all of them

no shit they're making more?
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Never played a Sim game in my life except I think Simcity in computer class but I didn't know how to play so I often played another game that allowed me to hit buttons on the keyboard and do stuff I understood.


I will probably never play a Sim game in the future either.
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SimAnt :rockon:

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S4ur0n27 wrote:you people bitch about the sims yet you bought all of them

no shit they're making more?
I'm bitching about the cash-in, low quality console spinoffs and various idiot expansion packs. The base product for all three main Sims games has been solid.
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Blargh wrote:SimAnt :rockon:

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That was great. Do you still have it? Isn't there an online mode?
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I haven't played it in years. :hyper:

The last time I did, I found the interface to be very cumbersome. In stark contrast to my earlier memories of it. And stopped. Can't remember as to multiplayer. :drunk:
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Sims ants was the shit i doubt that they'd make anything of the like now days unless you can make it piss itself, starve it and then set it on fire :flamed:

Medieval was exactly like the rest of The Sims series:
1. Get a goal
2. Juggle needs and wants and jobs
3. Achieve said goals after multiple days (in rl yo)
4. Feel empty and pathetic
5. Wash, rinse, repeat

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You guys actually play Sims 2-3? Wow.
Talk about coming out of the closet.

I betcha you'll probably buy this one to eh?

Now Sim Ant and Sim Tower, those were games yo!

Anything beyond Sims is like putting lipstick on a pig.
Sure there's an expanded interaction with the outside world. But if you want your sims game to be more of a tool for social interaction instead of any real simulation then go off and play Second Life.
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