Fallout: A Hard-on related story about hard-ons

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Fallout: A Hard-on related story about hard-ons

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After the oil rig blew up, Billy, along with his mates from vault 13 headed for Arroyo. On the way, he fell through a portal. It was blue.

He woke up in a magical weird place. Frank the Fierece Fallout Phallic Friend appeared from a bush and said "hi Billy, welcome to Harrys Happy Home of Humongous Hard-ons". As Billy looked around, he noticed there were hard-ons, everywhere, and that his incredibly long named greeter was in fact, a hard-on. This made billy feel wierd, and he ended up with a hard-on. He didn't like it, so he tried to find a way home, trapsing through the land of hard-ons, across the hard-on plains, through hard-on mountain, under the hard-on battlefields (where the hard-ons were fighting againt the invading boners) through the hard-on tunnels until he reached hard-on city, a giant hard-on, inhabited by hard-ons. The chief hard-on gave billy a quest. It seems a gang of boners had stolen the hard-on chip, and without it, the giant hard-on would cease to produce the neccessary hard-ons for the hard-ons to survive. Billy collected his gear from the hard-on shaped locker (granted, most of the gear consisted of hard-ons), and headed for Boner Camp. When he arrived, he fought the boners, killing them with his overwhelimg hard-ons. He picked up the hard-on chip, and returned to the hard-on to the hard-on city. The chief hard-on was impressed, and rewarded billy with a group of muscular hard-ons who would guide him out from this shitty place, however, there was a time limit "I fear this joke may soon run out steam, you have only one more paragraph left, after that, the readers will no longer tolerate this gibberish and seek other means of a fine hard-on".

So Billy was about to cross Erection Bridge into the land of Fallout, until!!! PEW PEW PEW SPLOOSH! A giant virti-boner, piloted by Captain Hardcock was firing strings of Prick Seed at Billy. The muscular hard-ons, and billy, goruped together, and with the hard-on might, fought the pesky bastard away. So yeah, Billy crossed the bridge, rubbed one out, and woke up. It was a nice day, maybe it was just a dream? Oh no....morning wood!!


The End?
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Snake is going to sue over this unauthorized biography.
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:jerk:
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Needs more sex
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Re: Fallout: A Hard-on related story about hard-ons

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Yonmanc wrote:The End?
Or is it?
Waiting for a drumroll + sequel.
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Post by Kickstand27 »

that was a hard read
typos are bound to happen. fuck it
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Too legit to quit :pete:

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not gonna lie that was a pretty shitty story.
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Good alliteration and sentence structure..i especially loved the part about hard-ons...keep up the good work..i forsee a pulitzer...maybe a caldecott in your future
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I don't get it.
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Post by Cimmerian Nights »

TyphoidG wrote:..i especially loved the part about hard-ons...
Oh that's just great. Thanks for spoiling it asshole.
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That story made my nipples hard.
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Post by Dogmeatlives »

this reminds me of the Styx song- Too Much Time on My Hands.

On the plus side, though, Insane Lark's nipples are hard :clap:
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So...what did you guys think? :chew:
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I thought it was pretty creative.
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i didn't read it but i think if i did i probably would
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