Child Killer

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:09 pm

Dogmeatlives wrote:yeah, i like kicking kunts too, lol! dat shit had me rotflmao!! I wuz like fukkin her then I killed her!!1! that makes me laf... do u guyz think im fuckd up? or like emotionally stunted or sumfin?!

Whatever, go 2 hell!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKCN3CSLZuI

inomel · Post by **inomel** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:20 pm

I wonder what other, crazier left-overs there are out there. New Vegas must have a treasure trove.

ekkaman · Post by **ekkaman** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:31 am

Yonmanc wrote:
Dogmeatlives wrote:yeah, i like kicking kunts too, lol! dat shit had me rotflmao!! I wuz like fukkin her then I killed her!!1! that makes me laf... do u guyz think im fuckd up? or like emotionally stunted or sumfin?!

Whatever, go 2 hell!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKCN3CSLZuI

Fucking yes yes yes this song is magic love it good work man.

popscythe · Post by **popscythe** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:16 am

I remember back when games were censored for content like this.

Now we live in this new and enlightened era where everything is so fucking shitty that there's no need to censor it. It just wallows there directly on top of the lowest common denominator like one of those "obese but I know you can still fucking walk, you piece of shit" people in electric scooters at the grocery stores.

Nameless_One · Post by **Nameless_One** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:05 pm

Dr.Xen wrote:Unkillable kids are creepy...

Splash damage doesn`t work too?

General Alexi · Post by **General Alexi** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:48 pm

King of Creation wrote:
Dr.Xen wrote:Unkillable kids are creepy...
Yeah. I mean, despite the fact that it's a terrible thing, Bethesda made the kids in Fallout 3 so annoying, and blatantly too happy to have lived in a wasteland environment. Took loads away from the realism of the game. It would have been better to not have included them at all.

Or be able to kill them...damn little lamplight..

General Alexi · Post by **General Alexi** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:52 pm

popscythe wrote:I remember back when games were censored for content like this.

Now we live in this new and enlightened era where everything is so fucking shitty that there's no need to censor it. It just wallows there directly on top of the lowest common denominator like one of those "obese but I know you can still fucking walk, you piece of shit" people in electric scooters at the grocery stores.

Uhm? What games were censored in the U.S. for stuff like this 'backthen"? If anything they are censored now for things like that.

Post by **King of Creation** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:54 pm

I found Little Lamplight to just be a ridiculous and stupid location. How the hell are a bunch of whiny kids supposed to have held off all of those super mutants for so long? Not to mention how they were able to build the Ewok style tree house city.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:55 pm

King of Creation wrote:I found Little Lamplight to just be a ridiculous and stupid location. How the hell are a bunch of whiny kids supposed to have held off all of those super mutants for so long?

coz teh mutnts wer beehin te doar! rolf

General Alexi · Post by **General Alexi** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:58 pm

I think what you should be more worried about is that Biwwy knew how to alter a lazer rifle and make it stronger....

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:02 pm

The whole thing was just a homage to Mad Max 3, the worst in the series. Hey, I'm seeing a pattern here...

Frater Perdurabo · Post by **Frater Perdurabo** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:39 am

Wow, I haven't even played the game and that area sounds fucking horrible.

Post by **King of Creation** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:02 am

The level design of Little Lamplight is cool. The premise is good also...IF the kids found the place like it was and were secluded from the rest of the wasteland. However, we're led to believe that the kids somehow built this massive Ewok tree house structure (although it's around a pillar in a cavern rather than a tree), and the base where super mutants are created is literally right there. All that's stopping the muties from coming to get all the kids is this garage door thing and a few pistols. Yet somehow they manage to hold off an army of super mutants.

Post by **Manoil** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:51 am

And where exactly have the new kids been coming from if they've been holding down the fort for two centuries?

...shota?

Post by **King of Creation** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:12 am

Never actually thought about that bit. Maybe the people from Big Town have kids and send them to Lamp Light? In that case, it's all one big incest-party.

Post by **Manoil** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:13 am

It was actually the first question that popped into my head once I heard the age limitation. How do they replenish the ranks without having anyone past puberty?

And how have they managed to repel slavers and Deathclaws from their junkyard-treefort? Where have they been getting the ammo and supplies to do it? Where were the child-corpses/skeletons near the cave entrance of the Vault? If they could die from muties in the first place (as indicated through conversation), why give kids the 'essential' tags that make them invincible? Are Fallout 3 NPCs born invincible and loose the trait at puberty?

Shit is mad crazy logic, yo

Kickstand27 · Post by **Kickstand27** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:39 pm

i thnk the little lamplight was merely paying homage to the kids in beyond thunderdome..

now back to more realistic talk, like how there was a "house boat cruise control comning soon!" section of the vault survival guide, when that comment would only be read afer the fact

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:56 am

Bethesda ?! Incoherent !? Well I never.

Post by **King of Creation** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:38 am

Manoil wrote:Are Fallout 3 NPCs born invincible and loose the trait at puberty?

Effects of radiation?

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:51 pm

King of Creation wrote:
Manoil wrote:Are Fallout 3 NPCs born invincible and loose the trait at puberty?
Effects of radiation?

Lol, sounds like someone is trying to rationalise poor game design.