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You heard it from me first.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000465/

Ron Jeremy will be portrayed as a porn store owner in it appearently.

For those of you that dont know what Postal is, its a pretty sick game about nothing. You have missions to do but you have the added bonus of being able to literally piss on someone.

Should be an interesting game to try, dont think there is any game like it.
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The first Postal was absolutely great.
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S4ur0n27 wrote:The first Postal was absolutely great.
And the level objectives were simple and awesome at the same time
"kill 80% of population"
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Post by MR Snake »

i will be getting this game.

Man didnt even know they had an expansion to postal 2...
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/posta ... index.html
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MR Snake wrote:i will be getting this game.

Man didnt even know they had an expansion to postal 2...
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/posta ... index.html
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Well, it's not like I didn't say I knew about it or anything.
Quit trolling,
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MR Snake wrote:Well, it's not like I didn't say I knew about it or anything.
Quit trolling,
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had quite a laugh reading through his filmography :drunk:
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dudes been in over 1000 movies!?!?
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Dogmeatlives wrote:dudes been in over 1000 movies!?!?
Ron Jeremy is or was a big time pornstar.
1981 he had a roll in 38 movies so yes, over 1000 movies.
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i still can't understand how a man this ugly can be a pornstar?
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S4ur0n27 wrote:i still can't understand how a man this ugly can be a pornstar?
Big wang, and guys don't tend to care what male pornstars look like so long as the female pornstars are getting pounded.
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Retlaw83 wrote:
S4ur0n27 wrote:i still can't understand how a man this ugly can be a pornstar?
Big wang, and guys don't tend to care what male pornstars look like so long as the female pornstars are getting pounded.
The truth has never been so blunt, honest, and slightly disgusting.
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How big is his wang?
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S4ur0n27 wrote:How big is his wang?
How come you want to know? Does it make you.....hot?
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Yeah totally.
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S4ur0n27 wrote:How big is his wang?
It's like a firehose, in that you need three stout men to operate it.
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Looks like a porn star to me. Ugly doesnt really enter into it.
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hes gotten quite fat recently - I've PM'ed a link to the "interested" parties
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