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I think I broke my foot

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Got hit in the instep playing hockey today, and it fucking hurts like a bitch. I'm using a hockey stick as a crutch so i can even walk. Quick, DACK! Offer medical expertise or humerous similar stories so I feel less alone in my pain!
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Better amputate, just to be safe.
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'Dogmeatlives', the people of Mauritius are pleased to inform you that your current avatar is, and I quote, 'unwholesome'. :drunk:
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Re: I think I broke my foot

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Stainless wrote:Got hit in the instep playing hockey today, and it fucking hurts like a bitch. I'm using a hockey stick as a crutch so i can even walk. Quick, DACK! Offer medical expertise or humerous similar stories so I feel less alone in my pain!
It's probably just dislocated, so all you need to do is run and jump on it as hard as you possibly can, this will both get rid of the pain, and speed up the healing process. Do so now.
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Re: I think I broke my foot

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Stainless wrote:Got hit in the instep playing hockey today, and it fucking hurts like a bitch. I'm using a hockey stick as a crutch so i can even walk. Quick, DACK! Offer medical expertise or humerous similar stories so I feel less alone in my pain!
Hope this helps
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Post by Goretheglowingone »

what you need to do is have some random chick rub her tits on your foot and it will be fine in 1-2 days.
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haha, I'm sure my ex would happily do that. But it'd take me another month afterwards to get her to leave me the fuck alone.

Different kind of hockey, SEIV. Play the field version, where the only one wearing padding other then shin guards is the keeper.
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Break your other foot, then neither foot will be broken because it'll be your norm. :dance:
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Post by POOPERSCOOPER »

I have a story;

My mom takes pills that thins her blood casue she has a somewhat bad heart and she stubbed her foot somehow and the whole thing swelled up and she couldn't wear a shoe on the foot for like a month or two. She wen't to the doc and it was just bruised or whatever and it was the medicine swelling it up.


Probably should go to the doctor to get it x-ray. See if you can move some of the bones in your foot for ultimate confirmation.


Hope that helps.
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Jam a fork into you left eye!

It will most likely remove the pain from your foot
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Shoot yourself in the head. It removes all the pain. Possibly...
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Post by Megatron »

FOAF broke their foot needless to say it was more like an ingorwing toenail that got ifected and she might have to have their freakin LEG amputated then youll never play hookey again know what im sayin. though we do need a new wheelchair dacer. the junkyard dog is gone.
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i say... that i don't really care.
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Blargh wrote:'Dogmeatlives', the people of Mauritius are pleased to inform you that your current avatar is, and I quote, 'unwholesome'. :drunk:
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Post by Stainless »

Capital news my friends, I've just bruised the fuck out of the main joint in my foot. No crutches or casts. Just a fuckload of tape whenever I want to do anything except limp around. I know you were all concerned for my well being D;
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Post by Wolfman Walt »

I remember once when I was sparring with some prick he decided to elbow my foot and cause massive bruising and swelling. God did that suck. I still fought the rest of the match, but I was not happy.

Out of curiousity....what's the main joint in your foot? Would that be...what...your ankle?
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Figure 4. Bones of the ankle and foot (dorsal view), demonstrating the Lisfranc joint and complex. Note the "keystone" wedging of the second metatarsal into the cuneiforms.
Probably the simplest thing I could find, since I'm shit at human anatomy.
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