MOTHERFUCKING CYCLING

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:53 pm

NEVER EVER RIDE SOMEONE ELSES FUCKING BIKE

I just bought one of my friends a new deraileur for his bike and since he is only coming over tomorrow i thought i might as well give it a try.

So i go cycling off around the uni sport fields and i dont even fucking know what happened but this bike goes like fucking stink and i was going like 40 around a corner and i fucking owned the living crap out of my fucking left pinky finger.

I dont know how the fuck i did it but the skin over my pinky knuckle is totally fucking torn up you can see my fucking tendons, the weird thing is that my ribs hurt and the finger does not. I went to the doctor and they rubbed crap loads of thiswatery pink disinfectant all over my hands, my palms are pretty buggered too so they smeared it on them too. And my knees which were buggered from the fight are all opened up so they poured mercurochrome on them But dude
you can see my fucking tendon, half of which it torn so there is this gross yellowy white thing stickout of the my split in half pinky just by the bone and joints. FUCK

never ever ever ride a bike that is unfamiliar and too small. Also the guy rides with clips so i am pretty sure my foot slipped off. one second i was on the bike having a good time thinking how nice and fast and light the bike was next thing i am sliding my palms off and fucking up his bike the seat is bent like 30 degrees and he had these dumb ass gecko grips and one is bent
i had to walk 2kms back to get hold of my sister who has the medical aid card and then go to 2 doctors cause the one in town is slow so i went to the varsity doc.

Fuck and now i have to go and get it re dressed every day. Fuck

At least i get to get high of endorphines.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:04 pm

You're such a failure

Don't worry, it'll heal up. I almost tore a finger off by some freak accident, too, but it healed up alright. The bandage changing is a real bitch, though.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:10 pm

Riding proper downhill and i mean proper downhill is no problem but fuck/
never ride a bike you don't know.
fuck

Shit ass tiny alias. best components i have ever seen on a bike but fuck sake dude.
i swear i will give that bike respect from now on.

The damn front forks pivot directly under my head, soot damn fucking small.

At least i got some cool x-rays out of it.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:23 am

How old are you?
6?

That was about the age I looked for cheap thrills on an item that doesn't have an engine.

Only time I ride a bike now is for exercise, there is no other point.

Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:39 am

i get my thrills with a 4x4 on a bolder field
or on my 750 rat dirt bike kawisakhondhaw
going 85 on a tiny mule trail 3 ft from a 2,000ft
drop off cliff ..

ok, so im not sane... dont blame me, blame
violent cartoons and black people.

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:03 am

Pics or it didn't happen.

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:56 am

Stop fucking crying over spilled milk you fucking homo.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:40 pm

It's not too bad apart from the shit under the bandages. I am not taking them off for you cunts. my hands are FUCKED, esp my left one. my ribs feel like shit.

i am not crying over spilled milk i am crying over a nearly dead finger.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:41 pm

It's not too bad apart from the shit under the bandages. I am not taking them off for you cunts. my hands are FUCKED, esp my left one. my ribs feel like shit.

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Goretheglowingone · Post by **Goretheglowingone** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:23 pm

i guess it did happen.

good for you man, your a moron.....
do it agian!

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:49 pm

Serves you right. I hope it gets infected.

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:17 pm

rabidpeanut wrote:It's not too bad apart from the shit under the bandages. I am not taking them off for you cunts. my hands are FUCKED, esp my left one. my ribs feel like shit.

i am not crying over spilled milk i am crying over a nearly dead finger.

You still got 9 left, kid. Get over it.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:11 pm

rabidpeanut wrote:It's not too bad apart from the shit under the bandages. I am not taking them off for you cunts. my hands are FUCKED, esp my left one. my ribs feel like shit.

i am not crying over spilled milk i am crying over a nearly dead finger.

looks shopped

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:24 pm

W/e

It is infected,

got some hardcore antibiotics though.

Gimp Mask · Post by **Gimp Mask** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:29 pm

those wrist bands look very kashlukian

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:47 pm

Hmm, I haven't had any bicycling accidents in the last 10 years or so, even though I use my bike pretty much every day

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:28 pm

I get my thrills
with a 4x4 on a
boulder field!
or on my 750 rat
dirt bike
going 85
on a tiny mule trail!
3 feet from a 2,000 feet
drop off
cliff

also, lol XD. learn to ride a fukken bike godam baby. can you tie your own shoe laces?

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:45 am

Those are some pretty serious scrape, they may have to amputate your legs if they bother you too much. Also have you ever heard of brakes on a bike? They are pretty useful from what I've been told. I don't think I've ever had a major spill on a bike or I have 100s of times compared to your standards because your a fuckin pussy rabidnut.

Also take pics of your finger when your redressing it so we can make fun of your puny scars some more.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:59 am

They are called hydraulic disk brakes, and they are the reason i am in this situation.

I would like to see megatron do any of the xc courses I do.

turns out i have ripped 2 of my ribs loose.

Dude my finger looks like lasagna with a healthy helping of Parmesan on it. Luckily the big gaping hole in it has filled in.

Nooke · Post by **Nooke** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:04 am

You're obviously healthy enough to bitch about it, therefore you're not gonna die. Now stop talking about it.