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Thor Kaufman
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top
j/k the best movies with Steven Seagal of course

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top
Why, Under Siege of course. :eleniak:
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top
Thor Kaufman wrote:
Pooper?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top
any movie where he's a cook
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top
Steven Seagal is a lazy asshole
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top
Me like the one with Screwface mon. Him be one badaass Jya-may-can.
Marked for Death.


The one where he pretends to be Italian is so bad it's good.
Above the Law?
"Eyyy, I got a freakin NY accent ovah heah, I'm like a fuggin actah oar some shit"

Anybody seen Richie? whack whack whack. Silly.




One of my roomates rented GlimmerMan once.
There this one scene where Keenan Ivory Wayans turns to him and says
"What's your story Jack, you're all smoke and mirrors".
It's sad to see such a funny dude sell out as SS's sassy black sidekick and become that which he spent his time in comedy ridiculing.


VasikkA wrote:
Why, Under Siege of course. :eleniak:

These scene with the cake is worth the price of admission alone.

Plus it's got Gary Busey.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top
The "girl" on the left looks like Seagal aiee

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Patrick
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blBRm1O6U9o
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXx3_ykUpfY
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top
Above the law is pretty good. Alot of his earlier movies are pretty good and are worth watching, even undersiege 2 wasn't half bad. Executive Decision was alright but he mainly only played a cameo part but he was pretty heroic. I've pretty much only see his movies up to Fire Down Below and I think the only one I saw that was made after that was exit wounds. Most of his movies are straight to video now and are probably pretty funny stuff.

They aren't poetry but they are close.
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Steven Seagal is an atrocity upon film. icon_drunk
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Blargh wrote:
Steven Seagal is an atrocity upon film. icon_drunk


He's inflatable!
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XXXTREEEME http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/seagal-lightningbolt/
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there are no good seagal films, he's a shitty actor
and hes crap as a martial artist
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjIA3Rt7gk
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one day i hope a 3 ft tall 400lb fat midget in a wheel chair kicks his ass on live TV so fucking bad he has to go to the fucking emergency
room in a major hospital to save his life.
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