recommend some seagull movies

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:21 am

j/k the best movies with Steven Seagal of course

Pooper?

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:42 am

Why, Under Siege of course. :eleniak:

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:50 am

Thor Kaufman wrote:Pooper?

Gimp Mask · Post by **Gimp Mask** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:03 pm

any movie where he's a cook

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:19 pm

Steven Seagal is a lazy asshole

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:24 pm

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:25 pm

Me like the one with Screwface mon. Him be one badaass Jya-may-can.
Marked for Death.

The one where he pretends to be Italian is so bad it's good.
Above the Law?
"Eyyy, I got a freakin NY accent ovah heah, I'm like a fuggin actah oar some shit"

Anybody seen Richie? whack whack whack. Silly.

One of my roomates rented GlimmerMan once.
There this one scene where Keenan Ivory Wayans turns to him and says
"What's your story Jack, you're all smoke and mirrors".
It's sad to see such a funny dude sell out as SS's sassy black sidekick and become that which he spent his time in comedy ridiculing.

VasikkA wrote:Why, Under Siege of course. :eleniak:

These scene with the cake is worth the price of admission alone.

Plus it's got Gary Busey.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:06 pm

The "girl" on the left looks like Seagal

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:21 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blBRm1O6U9o

Strider · Post by **Strider** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:31 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXx3_ykUpfY

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:46 pm

Above the law is pretty good. Alot of his earlier movies are pretty good and are worth watching, even undersiege 2 wasn't half bad. Executive Decision was alright but he mainly only played a cameo part but he was pretty heroic. I've pretty much only see his movies up to Fire Down Below and I think the only one I saw that was made after that was exit wounds. Most of his movies are straight to video now and are probably pretty funny stuff.

They aren't poetry but they are close.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:26 am

Steven Seagal is an atrocity upon film.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:23 pm

Blargh wrote:Steven Seagal is an atrocity upon film.

He's inflatable!

Cthulhugoat · Post by **Cthulhugoat** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:10 pm

XXXTREEEME http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/seag ... tningbolt/

Goretheradiatingone · Post by **Goretheradiatingone** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:53 am

there are no good seagal films, he's a shitty actor
and hes crap as a martial artist

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:59 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjIA3Rt7gk

Goretheradiatingone · Post by **Goretheradiatingone** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:28 am

one day i hope a 3 ft tall 400lb fat midget in a wheel chair kicks his ass on live TV so fucking bad he has to go to the fucking emergency
room in a major hospital to save his life.

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recommend some seagull movies

recommend some seagull movies

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