Northern tales

Locke · Post by **Locke** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:12 am

the weather is fine today. mild autumn gradually captures extents of my courtyards and amusement parks, but I passionately keep it sighing away outside of my window, for my heart lies solely with you oh my warm and unwearyingly savaging dac. let all mortal flesh keep silent. today is the very special day.

customs and practices of
Buick LeSabre?
err..
wtf?

we are to set up a new standart in thread forming and.. thread development. development of a truly immaculate power. together we can rise like giants refreshed with dicks raised straight to our enemies' mouth. what I actually trying to say is that this thread is gonna be special. so fucking special [tom york voiceover].

we all know everyone on dac masturbates at glowing elves and leathery dragons. deadnough additionally enjoys "Heroes: season one" dvd box set he bough recently at amazon.com after sucking his father's dick to get money for it. now, everyone loves spells but the sad truth emerges from the fact that few knows how to use them. therefore I decided that I must be the 1 to fill in.

of course, Blargh, I'm going to reuse you as a thread lubricant.

now I shall articulate my incantation (aka grand master spell).

...
beta creep
beta creep monkey
mushroom knob
mushrooming mushrooming mushrooming
beta creep
beta creep monkey
mushroom knob
mushrooming mushrooming mushrooming
sangrel snakeroot
Virginia snakeroot
awfully awfully
Me Tarzan, you Jane
sangrel snakeroot
Virginia snakeroot
awfully awfully
Me Tarzan, you Jane
...

from here on, everything you say in this thread will have a gradual impact on everybodys posterior life.

so here are the rules.

it is appropriate to spell:
1. everything you want to happen to anything and anyone. (i mean to anyone really, even to your poor uneducated dog, pooperscooper)
please do not screw up the world, say something beautiful, I have no time to reign alone amidst the fucking apocalypse

it is not appropriate to spell:
1. stupid owl car flame
2. untestable wishes i.e. something impossible to check up on

Attention! You never, I mean never want to spell a counterwish for someone elses wish, as it might ruin the grand master spell. use your head properly. reflections on yur brother's spells are welcome. remember: wisdom is the wealth of the wise.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:25 am

There was this anime, Locke the Superhuman

It fucking sucked(well duh, it was anime)

Locke · Post by **Locke** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:52 pm

you such a jealous cunt.

DaC-Sniper · Post by **DaC-Sniper** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:15 pm

whats this shit

cazsim83 · Post by **cazsim83** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:26 pm

I'm gonna say it's an invasion?

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:44 pm

Locke wrote:you such a jealous cunt.

Hey, you can still join our resident OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone here and be Locke the Subhuman.

Locke · Post by **Locke** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:52 pm

Koki wrote:
Locke wrote:you such a jealous cunt.
Hey, you can still join our resident OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone here and be Locke the Subhuman.

I should say not.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:57 pm

You have chosen... right.

Locke · Post by **Locke** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:08 pm

unleash your wishes or shut the fuck up. this thread is serious business.

edhead · Post by **edhead** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:16 pm

my god it's full of shit

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:17 pm

I wanna be rich!

no I was joking. I wanna be happy. Through being rich? Wouldn't say no.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:55 pm

Locke wrote:unleash your wishes or shut the fuck up. this thread is serious business.

Perhaps you assumed I actually read all that you wrote in the first post here? Let me assure you: I did not and will not do such a thing

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:06 pm

We wish?

I wish to die in my sleep tonight.

Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:47 pm

i wish for a comet to strike the earth, just far enough from bethesda so all the workers die a painful death as the dust and debris thrown up works its way into their lungs, slowly poisoning and tearing them apart from the inside out.

for wish number two i want a fallout 3 made that would do the other two justice, if not improve on them.

wish number three: i want an updated version of windows 98 and hereafter every game will be made compatible with it.

Locke · Post by **Locke** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:54 pm

Koki wrote:
Locke wrote:unleash your wishes or shut the fuck up. this thread is serious business.
Perhaps you assumed I actually read all that you wrote in the first post here? Let me assure you: I did not and will not do such a thing :drunk:

yes I'm sure as hell you read it thoroughly with ur fucking koki lingva turned on. why not?

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:57 pm

edhead wrote:my god it's full of shit

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:58 pm

i had to use my caretakers toilet the other day and he writes his name on the wall in childrens handwriting. unless he keeps children in there.

Locke · Post by **Locke** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:13 pm

I want to write a book with megatron as a recurring character

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:23 pm

why recurring?

Locke · Post by **Locke** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:42 am

why not?