Inside the Vault: Megan Sawyer

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Thor Kaufman wrote:Fast. Die Pizza gibt's auch ohne Pilze.

What do a pizza and a polish hooker have in common?
that I fuck neither.
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VasikkA wrote:
Thor Kaufman wrote:What do a pizza and a polish hooker have in common?
The extra 'cheese' coating costs an additional $.50 ?
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Multiple choice joke. :D

Edit: Wobei pizza fuer 10 euro? Is das nit etwas teuer? Wobei... fuer die polnische Nutte gilt das selbe. :giggle:
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Motherfucking Animal Crossing dude.

Because that's how the wasteland was really burned into my fucking mind. The wasteland of games that take a simple formula, then shit all over it so long, and in such volume, that it becomes unrecognizable, and subsequently unplayable.

And my fucking villagers never would so anything pornographic, no matter how many letters I sent them.

Fuck.
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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza?
does this work
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ApTyp wrote:She's an enviro artist, not a fucking designer. Give her a break!

Besides, when was the last time any of YOU got stuck with working on a game with a diamond-hard fan base?
Woah, woah! Quickdraw, you need to chill for a second, let me refresh my vats so I can fight you.

First of all, the art style of the games she mentioned fucking sucks. That's my point. Secondly, how about someone who perhaps could draw a broken city if you sat them in front of one, let alone having to smash them in the face with a orcish warhammer that's been reskinned to look (sorta) like a piece of a car that's fucking brilliantly glowing despite 200 years of wear and tear because they've never played anything darker than motherfucking wario ware: smooth moves?

Fuck bethesda's artists. They shit all over their own worlds, why the fuck are you defending them using those same fucking assholes in a completely different world that someone cares enough about to not just blindly accept shitty art because it's the only thing to play on the goddamned xbox?
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what's up old cunt?
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fallout ranger wrote:What is the difference between a jew and a pizza?
Pizzas bake in an oven, Jews just smolder.
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ApTyp wrote:She's an enviro artist, not a fucking designer. Give her a break!
She's crafting environments and objects for a game series she isn't/doesn't bother to become familiar with? Give me a break. She looks like a fucking emu, as well.
Besides, when was the last time any of YOU got stuck with working on a game with a diamond-hard fan base?
Don't know, but I just bitched about one.
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ApTyp wrote:"them" "them"."brains, brains, brains".recapture the magic of playing the game with a sequel. The very idea goes against what we know of analyzing what you liked about Fallout 1 or 2. It's completely inane to criticize the fucking developers. If they phrase "painting oneself into a corner" that's what the fanbase did. We're a corner.
First of all, Fallout 2 did a goddamn good job of being a "sequel" that "recaptures the magic". Exactly like Bioshock "recaptures" the feeling of System Shock, it's possible to make a game many years later that DOESN'T TAKE MAKING A NEW GAME TO BE FREE LICENCE TO CALL A DIFFERENT GAME BY THE NAME THE FIRST GAME HELD. NOBODY EXPECTS SUPER MARIO STRIKERS TO BE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS AND THE NAME CLEARLY INDICATES THE DIFFERENCE, BUT PEOPLE RIGHTFULLY EXPECT FALLOUT 3 TO BE SOMETHING LIKE FALLOUT OR FALLOUT 2, NOT LIKE MOTHERFUCKING OBLIVION.

So you work for Bethesda, amirite?

When's the last time YOU worked on a game that has a diamond hard fan base, then said "diamond hard fan base" in a meeting to justify your fucking bastardization of someone's IP that you purchased? "They" sound a whole lot like "you" and "you" sound a whole lot like you "accept and play shitty video games" which is "the problem I have with your reasoning".
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Have a sign, go scream on a street corner.
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ApTyp wrote:Have a sign, go scream on a street corner.
They told me that if they caught me outside after dark again, they'd kill me.

I.. I don't have much to offer, but I'll give you 37 caps and a fucking british robot to take care of them for me.
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Let's all 'step' into Megan Sawyer's 'vault'. D:
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ApTyp wrote:She's an enviro artist,
she`s more than that.
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She's a gothic enviro artist?
off topic? OMG YOU'VE BEEN CENSORED... yet you're still posting. MYSTARY!!!!

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This thread is now about who would do Megan Sawyer.
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Dreadnought wrote:This thread is now about who would do Megan Sawyer.
"Who will help me do megan sawyer", asked the little drednought

"Not I", replied the popscythe.
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