The Army Diary

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:47 pm

Kashluk wrote: We also received compliments, as a unit, that we were very good following orders,
marched really well

best of luck anyhow mate

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:56 pm

You can't imagine how many people actually have trouble doing what they're told to do. It's a miracle that all of us have pretty much passed the thin line between disorderliness and obedience, weee

DaC-Sniper · Post by **DaC-Sniper** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:47 pm

Is the food there betta then from mama?

TNP · Post by **TNP** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:10 pm

They're gonna beat out your old spirit and give you a new one, everything you cared about before is now dead and gone. Welcome to the army, son.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:55 pm

Keep on trucking, patriot!

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:03 pm

kashluk has been broken. they will never get me.

*clasps a golden locket around neck with gabriella inside*

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:15 pm

Kashluk= Finnish Hidalgo. He can never be broken.

TNP · Post by **TNP** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:54 pm

Dogmeatlives wrote:Kashluk= Finnish Hidalgo. He can never be broken.

The drill instructors pick on the hard-headed people the most. No matter how "tough" you already are, they WILL find your weaknesses and exploit them.

You're better off just being the perfectly average not to weak, not to lean recruit.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:53 pm

Or you can get pissed, punch DI in the face, and get expelled.

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:14 am

Koki wrote:Or you can get pissed, punch DI in the face, and get expelled.

I knew a guy who did that. He was like a week away from completing Ranger training when he decided it prudent to break his sergeant's jaw. Dishonorable discharge, nigga

Kashluk wrote: Feel free to bomb me with questions if you want to know
something more.

I think we're all thinking the same thing, how's the sex with other men been? It's totally not gay unless you cuddle or swallow, so don't worry, patriot

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:15 am

airsoft guy wrote:
Koki wrote:Or you can get pissed, punch DI in the face, and get expelled.
I knew a guy who did that. He was like a week away from completing Ranger training when he decided it prudent to break his sergeant's jaw. Dishonorable discharge, nigga

Give that man a medal

DaC-Sniper · Post by **DaC-Sniper** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:33 am

It`s a true shame that young people rather live in shame than to commit seppuku. :hagakure:

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:44 am

Bushido fo lyfe :aggro berlin:

DaC-Sniper · Post by **DaC-Sniper** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:55 am

Bushido wrote:Denn ich war nie ein Rapper.

selfpwnd

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:23 pm

FANGORIOUSLY,
WESTWARD STRIDE, LOOSE OF PIG DOG(S).
COMMIT TO IT, TWIT.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:30 pm

airsoft guy wrote: I think we're all thinking the same thing, how's the sex with other men been? It's totally not gay unless you cuddle or swallow, so don't worry, patriot

I'm waitintg for the day when you have the guts to come out

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:55 pm

this thread is so manly it deserves a sticky.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:35 pm

Urizen wrote:this thread is so manly it deserves a sticky.

Please refrain from using 'manly' and 'sticky' in the same sentence, chum.

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:01 pm

i love you too, flower

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:32 pm

Sex has been great so far. At least on weekends. It does unimaginably good and healthy things to your relationship to spend some time apart for a while.

Then it's all romance all night long. Dropping soap in the shower, butt-secks and stuff, has somehow avoided me so far. I guess I'm too ugly for manly love