Fallout 3 Press Release

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Fallout 3 Press Release

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<strong>[ Game -> Update ]</strong> - More info on <a href="#Fallout 3">Game: Fallout 3</a>

<p>It seems that Bethesda issued a press relesae to E3 attendees this year, describing the selling points of <em>Fallout 3</em>. Have a look:</p><blockquote><p><em>KEY FEATURES:

&bull; Limitless Freedom! &ndash; Take in the sights and sounds of the vast
Capital Wasteland! See the great monuments of the United States lying
in post-apocalyptic ruin! You make the choices that define you and
change the world. Just keep an eye on your Rad Meter!</em></p><p><em>&bull; Experience S.P.E.C.I.A.L.! &ndash; Vault-Tec&reg; engineers bring you the
latest in human ability simulation &ndash; the SPECIAL Character System!
Utilizing new breakthroughs in points-based ability representation,
SPECIAL affords unlimited customization of your character. Also
included are dozens of unique skills and perks to choose from, each
with a dazzling variety of effects!</em></p><p><em>&bull; Fantastic New Views! &ndash; The wizards at Vault-Tec&reg; have done it
again! No longer constrained to just one view, experience the world
from 1st or 3rd person perspective. Customize your view with the touch
of a button! </em></p><p><em>&bull; The Power of Choice! &ndash; Feeling like a dastardly villain today, or
a Good Samaritan? Pick a side or walk the line, as every situation can
be dealt with in many different ways. Talk out your problems in a
civilized fashion, or just flash your Plasma Rifle. </em></p><p><em>&bull; Blast &lsquo;Em Away With V.A.T.S.! &ndash;Even the odds in combat with the
Vault-Tec&reg; Assisted Targeting System for your Pip-Boy Model 3000!
V.A.T.S. allows you to pause time in combat, target specific body parts
on your target, queue up attacks, and let Vault-Tec take out your
aggression for you. Rain death and destruction in an all-new cinematic
presentation featuring gory dismemberments and spectacular explosions.</em></p><p><em>&bull; Mind-Blowing Artificial Intelligence! &ndash; At Vault-Tec&reg;, we realize
that the key to reviving civilization after a global nuclear war is
people. Our best minds pooled their efforts to produce an advanced
version of Radiant AI, America&rsquo;s First Choice in Human Interaction
Simulation&trade;. Facial expressions, gestures, unique dialog, and lifelike
behavior are brought together with stunning results by the latest in
Vault-Tec&reg; technology. </em></p><p><em>&bull; Eye-Popping Prettiness!* &ndash; Witness the harsh realities of nuclear
fallout rendered like never before in modern super-deluxe HD graphics.
From the barren Wasteland, to the danger-filled offices and metro
tunnels of DC, to the hideous rotten flesh of a mutant&rsquo;s face. </em></p><p><em>*Protective Eyewear Encouraged</em></p></blockquote>
<p> </p><p>Spotted @ <a href="http://fallout3.wordpress.com/">Briosafreak's Fallout 3 Blog</a></p>
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Post by Mechanurgist »

Do marketroids get paid by the exclamation mark?

>Radiant AI, America’s First Choice in Human Interaction Simulation™

Did they...did they seriously trademark that? Somebody better pop that ego or it'll eat the planet.
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Where are the drugs, the prostitutes, the slaves and the ultra violence?

All gone without the blastwave. :sadblinky:
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Post by PsychoSniper2 »

Howcome they changed it to the pipboy 3000 ?

Why not use the 2000 model ?

Its not like newer models were made after the war, and odds are that all vaults had the newest one.
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Ooooh, bullet points!
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I bet KoC uses flipcharts, too.
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Somebody should let them know that they're not using the S.P.E.C.I.A.L. system.
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Post by Megatron »

PsychoSniper2 wrote:Howcome they changed it to the pipboy 3000 ?

Why not use the 2000 model ?

Its not like newer models were made after the war, and odds are that all vaults had the newest one.
mabye vault 101 had the 3000 model ever think of that pimple puss?
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Post by Zetura Dracos »

Normally I'd enjoy seeing a press-release this full of itself and optimistically pompous. Its great for games like Arcanum or Bioshock, but from Bethesda it's tacky and a little sad.
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PsychoSniper2 wrote:Howcome they changed it to the pipboy 3000 ?

Why not use the 2000 model ?

Its not like newer models were made after the war, and odds are that all vaults had the newest one.
3000 is the wrist mounted model (guffaw)
my vocabulary skills is above you.
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Aonaran wrote:
PsychoSniper2 wrote:Howcome they changed it to the pipboy 3000 ?

Why not use the 2000 model ?

Its not like newer models were made after the war, and odds are that all vaults had the newest one.
3000 is the wrist mounted model (guffaw)
Once again, no sense made.

Vault's had the same mass produced gear, should always stay the same model.
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The purpose with a press release is to generate hype. And the way to do this today is apparently by using exclamation marks.

The press release is pretty funny, though...
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What the fuck jesus god cthulhu holy freakin shit bob
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PsychoSniper2 wrote:
Aonaran wrote:
PsychoSniper2 wrote:Howcome they changed it to the pipboy 3000 ?

Why not use the 2000 model ?

Its not like newer models were made after the war, and odds are that all vaults had the newest one.
3000 is the wrist mounted model (guffaw)
Once again, no sense made.

Vault's had the same mass produced gear, should always stay the same model.
No man, I know, it's bogus.
my vocabulary skills is above you.
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Can we ban :psychosniper: again? D:
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Post by T-900 »

I get the feeling Bethesda are judging fan reaction by how obscure DAC's whining has to become in order to find something to complain about..

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Post by PsychoSniper2 »

Actualy, they dont give two shits bout fan reaction.
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PsychoSniper2 wrote:Actualy, they dont give two shits bout fan reaction.
Which is why they paid millions of dollars for a franchise that was supported entirely by fans.
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PsychoSniper2 wrote:Actualy, they dont give two shits bout fan reaction.
They don't give two shits about your reaction, true

HAH, OH NO I DIDN'T!
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