Tell us your secrets

Haris · Post by **Haris** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:23 pm

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:Here are the LATEST secrets.

I'm a cop.

I am your father.

Human: Tastes like chicken.

necrophilia at night at ze kindergarten. i leave the korpses in tempting positions in the sandbox so that the little ones can find their sexuality in the best tender way.

Disturbing part is that i am not even suprised by these.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:01 am

I actually like the clicking of clocks and sometimes I just kinda listen to them and blank out. I have about 3 old fashion clocks in my room with the good old clicking of the hand.

It makes sense that your scared of the clocks or whatever because of your dad, very psychological. We are breaking new grounds and helping people solve their problems with this thread.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:32 pm

I bought the services of a Brazilian hooker after my first year in the military.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:04 pm

Pooper's threadssss are always the best.

Totally submitted my darkest secret :deer caught in the headlights of oncoming semi-trailer, lamenting the fact that it'll never get a chance to finish the novel it's currently reading:

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:43 pm

This is a dark secret submitted by one reader;

I've stopped wearing my wristwatch because I've passed beyond time

I cried when Leonidas died

yiffy foxes get my juices flowing

Atrokkus · Post by **Atrokkus** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:49 pm

Amazing thread. A thread that I can relate to. Thank you Poops. Keep em comin.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:11 am

I look down on most people here.... except for mommas gang and all the bueno ones. I suspect that Atoga is gay. I want a real DAC con.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:14 pm

Probably the most darkest secret of all:

I bought Oblivion and occasionally enjoy it if I refuse to think of it as an RPG and just as an elaborate action game.

I have to be at work at 5 am lewl.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:40 pm

I regularly steal books, magazines, records etc. from libraries and universities and never feel guilty about it. :bad2thabone:

Mechanurgist · Post by **Mechanurgist** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:27 am

Now pooper has a nice, fat book of blackmail material against the people here. I wonder what he'll do with it...

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:52 am

Dark Secret: Have masturbated many times to some of the talking heads in F1/F2. Which ones?...

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:05 pm

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:
Dark Secret: Have masturbated many times to some of the talking heads in F1/F2. Which ones?...

Someone discovered my secret!!

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:57 pm

Frank Zappa is highly overrated. Same with Tom Waits.

Internet drama.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:18 pm

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:
Frank Zappa is highly overrated. Same with Tom Waits.

Internet drama.

beyond a doubt :No Doubt:

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:53 am

more like :gwenstefani:

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:39 am

It's true though

Duck and Cover

Tell us your secrets

Is this thread retarded?