Melissa George is my girlfriend

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 6:52 am

I can't wait for Return to Oz (a new TV show on The WB) this fall. I love me some Melissa George. She's my girlfriend. I live in a wonderful fantasy life, where Melissa and I own a beautiful seaside cabana in the Bahamas. We are both very famous actors, and we have lots of money and cars. Melissa loves me. I love Melissa. Life is sweet.

Yes, I need help.

On a different note, do any of you know who I'm talking about?

Demon-X · Post by **Demon-X** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 7:32 am

Your right, you do need help.

I have no idea who the hell she is, but if thats her on the left. 8O

Rat Keeng · Post by **Rat Keeng** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 7:56 am

Voted: Not my type

She's a bit of a two-face. Watch the contrast (for the sake of slow connections, it's just the links:

Bad

Good

Of course there's a difference between pictures meant to be taken and not, but still...

Kotario · Post by **Kotario** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 8:58 am

Great, if I knew who she was.

To be fair, that "Bad" picture was taken off TV, it seems. Whatever the case, the picture is of god-awful quality, so I wouldn't base many conclusions from it.

Rat Keeng, you do have a point however. With makeup, and professional photography, most women can look very attractive... no matter the truth.

Not my type though. Have a real girlfriend, and we do well.

DansingMungki · Post by **DansingMungki** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 10:34 am

I never liked her when she was on Home and Away most Australian women look quite ropey.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 10:40 am

Not my type. Not at all.

Jimbo san · Post by **Jimbo san** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 5:22 pm

Ditto.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 7:54 pm

With makeup, and professional photography, most women can look very attractive... no matter the truth.

True, but she's just naturally beautiful--no makeup needed. If you use my link above, there's a photo gallery, and a lot of them are just natural, outdoor shots. She looks fantastic.

scotch · Post by **scotch** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 8:06 pm

voodoo4936 wrote:
With makeup, and professional photography, most women can look very attractive... no matter the truth.
True, but she's just naturally beautiful--no makeup needed. If you use my link above, there's a photo gallery, and a lot of them are just natural, outdoor shots. She looks fantastic.

(Grin) Yeah, well... You can have her back when I'm done having my way with her.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 9:07 pm

Yeah, well... You can have her back when I'm done having my way with her.

Heh-heh. Yeah. OVER MY DEAD BODY.

Dark Xenomorph · Post by **Dark Xenomorph** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 4:33 am

Slave_Master wrote:Not my type. Not at all.

Got that right, one word, ugg! ( natile portman costume was hot in e2, her nipples are beutiful!)

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 5:52 am

Got that right, one word, ugg! ( natile portman costume was hot in e2, her nipples are beutiful!)

Ooh! Yay! Another reason to hate DX! Oh, and it's "Natalie", "beautiful" and "uggh", by the way. But I'll let the last one slide.

scotch · Post by **scotch** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 6:47 am

voodoo4936 wrote:Heh-heh. Yeah. OVER MY DEAD BODY.

A little too close to being necrophilia, for my taste. However, stuffing your corpse into the closet, then doing her (repeatedly) would be fine by me. Is that acceptable?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 7:20 am

Ugh. Fine. Whatever. Just make sure I'm good and dead beforehand.

Sick freak. 8)

Wesley Sonck · Post by **Wesley Sonck** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 7:47 pm

You fucking degenerates, do you know who that harlot is?

She is from Home and Away, and possibly E Street, some pissy Australian soap operas. Damn you all.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 7:51 pm

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 10:28 pm

She is from Home and Away, and possibly E Street, some pissy Australian soap operas. Damn you all.

...and Thieves, and The Limey, and Sugar and Spice, and Mulholland Drive, and New Port South, and Return to Oz...must I go on?

Duck and Cover

Melissa George is my girlfriend

Melissa George?

Melissa George is my girlfriend

Err...