Shitty Games.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:07 am

Any game you can't play in high res on a brand new computer with a top of the line video card is indeed crap.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 5:05 am

I played Star Fox: assualt in the mall a couple days ago and I thought it sucked. Its the same damn with the same useless partners and strict on rails movement. But it has on foot missions OMFG!!!

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 6:27 am

I had fun with the SNES version, at least.

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 6:51 am

Smiley wrote:Farcry sucks balls.

Thank you!

Frowning · Post by **Frowning** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:31 am

Didn't play past the demo, but then the demo ran it in bullet-time anyway so Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â£35 saved again so hurray for poorly specced PCs.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:37 pm

ExtremeRyno wrote:I had fun with the SNES version, at least.

I liked the snes and the n64 version too, but the gameplay is old and needs an update.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:52 pm

I think there was a mention on the Penny Arcade front page on how bad that game is, Pooper. So you are not the only one who felt ripped off. Another franchise ruined by changing the game into something new (and crappy) that the fans didn't want in the first place.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:41 am

Speaking of which, I have a feeling the next Zelda game is gonna suck...Saw a preview on XPlay, and though it looked nice, it just wasn't 'Zelda'....

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:21 pm

I was kind of looking forward to cooping through Farcry. The singleplayer was interesting for about 15 minutes, but who knows, a mean duo could make it a fun experience afterall.

And whaddayaknow'! The game started coughing, blinking and finally gave one of the most retarded errors I've ever seen "To play on LAN you must have LAN Ip adresses!".

All in all, Farcry sucked the big one, and the AI was ripped from Serious Sam Alpha 1.

Someguy353 · Post by **Someguy353** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 3:19 pm

hum....... HALO PC................ it runs like crap on PC

any new megamans.............

Enter the Matrix, I asked a friend if they want it for free, even them refused to take it =/

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:14 pm

Max Payne 1.

Sure it was entertaining, but it was $50 for about 45 minutes worth of gameplay.

Bullet time was worthless. It was entirely unnecessary, and using it only artificially extended the game length.

I don't care how fun a game is, if it takes me less than 10 hours to beat it, it blows.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:26 pm

One should keep in mind that one should play Max Payne 1/2 for the narrative, not the length. One should keep in mind that this will cause one to arrive at roughly the same conclusion as our beloved Dexter has, as though the two elements were reversed.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:40 pm

what?

ANyways, i got God of War and its alright. The combat is fun but I remeber hearing how it would be like Zelda with blood and guts buts thats completely bull shit. The puzzles are very simple and the games world isnt open like zeldas. IT has these parts in the game were you have to keep pressing one button hella fast(like RE4 but x10) and i cant do it with my thumb because its too damn slow, so i break out my index finger and shake my hand hella fast which is gay.

It's alright, im guessing its like DMC(ive never played).

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 6:56 pm

DMC sucked ass. Insanely overrated.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:51 pm

then wut is good in this world?

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:11 pm

UMA THURMAN OMG

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:35 pm

Spazmo wrote:UMA THURMAN OMG

Has saggy tits.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:36 am

Uma's just not that hot anymore. Shed a tear. The only actress who I'm at all attracted to anymore is Scarlett whatsherface (y'know, the one who sat around in her underwear in Lost in Translation).

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:05 am

Ernesto wrote:
Smiley wrote:Farcry sucks balls.
Thank you!

Quite welcome!

..I feel an urge to install it again, and review its suckiness

popscythe · Post by **popscythe** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:18 am

Episode 1 bombad racing for N64.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Um... For some reason I had this sick love/hate affair with the adventures of Lololo2 for NES. Motherfuckers... I've always had a spotty memory, and I ended up renting lololo like 3 times, each time getting to the same level I couldn't pass, and not having the internetweb to look up codez and hax I just would weep and weep and fucking weep.

For the record, I got a rom of that game here a little while ago and got like a bazillion levels into it (save state FTW) and then fucking CAST THAT BITCH FROM MY HARD DRIVE TO THE FLOOR!

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Shitty Games.

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