Fuck Christianity, Part II

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1. A kid shouldn't be watching the fucking movie in the first place.

2. I love the "dangerous, veeeeeeerrrry dangerous" to people who haven't had their indoctrination completed part. Seriously, it says a lot about a religion when some people who practice it think that watching a foul-mouthed movie can force their kids to lose faith in God.

That was funny as hell, thanks for the link.
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The best part is that they totally don't understand that the movie is skewering them, and other organizations like them. They obviously miss the whole point of the movie, which makes them stupid as well as ignorant, because anyone with half a brain gets what the movie is trying to say about censorship and whatnot.
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Christians suck, I get it. The joke's fucking dead already.
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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Post by Franz Schubert »

Shut up. It's funny to read these reviews.

I personally liked:

Homosexual acts were described.
Jesus was equated with sexual anatomy.
They asked questions about a female's private organ.
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Post by Wolfman Walt »

Ofcourse this is coming from someone who thinks that the Blondie "fish" look is sexy and probably was blown away by the acting in Kill Bill. Shouldn't like all creditability end with that?
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Post by CloudNineGT »

Thats hilarious. Dont say "fuck you" to christianity, think of all the cheap laughs they give us.
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Time for some genocide me thinks.
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Post by Wolfman Walt »

You thinking is an oxymoron.
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Wolfman Walt wrote:Ofcourse this is coming from someone who thinks that the Blondie "fish" look is sexy and probably was blown away by the acting in Kill Bill. Shouldn't like all creditability end with that?
that and subhuman is a raving homosexual closet monster who lies in wait to steal unsuspecting little boys.
Blargh wrote:While the way in which the stance is made could be done with at least a pretense of civility - being far more conducive to others actually paying attention than copious swearing - it just wouldn't be Mandy otherwise.
S4ur0n27 wrote:Dexter is getting MFG'ed for the first time D:
Koki wrote:He must be Mandallorian FaLLouT God'ded ASAP :salute:
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Shouldn't he be applying for a position as an archdiocese or something?
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Wolfman Walt wrote:Shouldn't he be applying for a position as an archdiocese or something?
hes already a bishop so hes working on it.

anyone whos as easily offended as that CAP page should have a guest book so you can spam goatse/tubgirl mixed with words like fuck and/or vagina.
Blargh wrote:While the way in which the stance is made could be done with at least a pretense of civility - being far more conducive to others actually paying attention than copious swearing - it just wouldn't be Mandy otherwise.
S4ur0n27 wrote:Dexter is getting MFG'ed for the first time D:
Koki wrote:He must be Mandallorian FaLLouT God'ded ASAP :salute:
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"igniting anal wind then being incinerated " Dude, sweet! I'm going to rent this movie tonight!
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"the most foul of the foul word". I just can't figure out what they are talking about- everything I can think of is covered by something else they mention. Anyone?
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uh huh
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Anal wind, wow. That's like a metaphor or something.

By the way fuck you to all Kill Bill haters. It was good.
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I've had of this forum's anti-christian bull-shit

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I've had enough. Fuck Christianity? No fuck you asshole.

Just because one Christian says one thing doesn't mean we all agree on it. Hence the division of the church: Catholics, Protestants, Orthadox, Methodist, e.t.c

If I've said it once on this forum I've said it a thousand times.

Drop dead and go to hell, it's obviously where you belong. And before you think of a snappy come back: Fuck you again.
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What if we don't believe in hell, smarty pants? Ohh kerpwned :D
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

Apoc, what's so great about christianity?
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Post by Kashluk »

What's not?
Dumb answers for dumb questions.

If you start stereotyping every Christian to this mold you're no better than those Christians who categorize mis-/nonbelievers.

This forum has had enough of this religious ranting. The fact is that 2,5% of the world celebrates the joys of atheism and the rest kick them in the head. SO WHAT? This whole "Fuck Christianity/Islam/Buddhism/Thaoism/Judism" stuff is getting really boring and I think we should end it before we'll have another flame war in our hands.

And besides -- mocking based on religion is tasteless:
UN's universal decleration of human rights, article 2 wrote:Everyone is entitled to all the rights and freedoms set forth in this Declaration, without distinction of any kind, such as race, colour, sex, language, religion, political or other opinion, national or social origin, property, birth or other status.
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