Fellatio Reduces the Risk of Breast Cancer in Women

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Fellatio Reduces the Risk of Breast Cancer in Women

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Found this article on CNN [http://www.theillustrator.com/CNN.com-S ... yshows.htm], thought I'd share it with you guys

Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."
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This article is hilarious. What's funny is they got 15,000 women to swallow cum on a regular basis for over ten years. Someone should mark those women just so a guy knows never to make out with them.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."
Another great line. What's he gonna say, fellatio is horrible? Haha, he's a guy, of course he's gonna say that! What's next?:

"Studies show that one-night-stands signifacently reduce the rate of heart-attacks in women", says Dr. Wilt Chamberlain of Blacks on Blondes institute. "Because of the male leaving before she wakes up, it causes her to have to learn how to get over it. The more it occurs, the more hardened her heart becomes. I'm glad researchers have discovered an relatively easy way to lower the occurance of heart-attacks in women."
Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
What he's trying to say, in laymen's terms...

SUCK IT DOWN, And NO EXCUSES!
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.
Yeah, definately more "fertile" ground for research. They're looking for another 30,000 cum swallowers, in which "many of stepped forward". That's right ladies, swallowing cum is hip!
Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers.
You heard right ladies, get used to it. It's not even a choice for you anymore, you're "at some point, going to perform fellatio", on a regular basis. Practice on those lollipops! (if you're over 18 of course)

Also keep on eye on this doctor's new research novels:

"Baby Trust Me, You Can't Get Pregnant the First Time We Do It"

"Men Are From Mars, Women Are Our Slaves"

"Cum Shots Reduce the Rate of Glaucoma"

"Women Who Marry A Man with Multiple Wives Live Longer"

"When a Husband Asks, You Obey"

And so much more!
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Looks like some horny frat boys got tired of taking each other out and are now trying to get some ladies, real live ladies, not the fat guy with man boobs or dressing up a sheep to look like a woman.
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Nice one, Hammer. I think I'll try that one sometime :hypno:
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haha that smiley pwns.

reminds me of the story about a guy at my highschool who passed out at a party and got urinated in the mouth as he was laying on the floor... and no it wasn't me :roll:
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Time to patent Professor Viktor's Vitamin S Tonsil Juice!
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I sent this article to my girlfriend...Taking a copy to a few other girls around campus, too..Just in case.
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god bless my college and thier studies.
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Finally, some good news.
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Now all you have to do is find a scientific study that proves anal prevents colon cancer and we're all set.
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Mabye we could come up with some crasy byzantium plot that semen actually contains protein or something and is good for you.
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Umm, you guys know that this article is fake.... right?
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Ozrat wrote:Umm, you guys know that this article is fake.... right?
Unfortunately, yeah it is. But women don't have to know that, right? ;)
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It sounded pretty fake yes... but hey. Its cool.
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even though it is fake, think of all the thousands of stupid women who will believe...
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lol yeah there are plenty of dumb-hoes who'd think it's real, but just as many dumb guys who would too
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No kidding.
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Hammer wrote:Now all you have to do is find a scientific study that proves anal prevents colon cancer and we're all set.
You army guys...
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journal of medical research, johns hopkins school of medicine, shafteer, lictepeen

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