Duck and Cover

I think there's some confusion going on here.

A. I've never been in the military.
B. I used to work in the state prison system. That's where I was at when I took my sabbatical from the DAC.
C. I've been a street cop for the last 3 years. I don't work the jail.

Not yet, sadly. I need to up my Arnold game.

Gimp Mask wrote:a Rex tweet

Can we take a second to address the fact that Rex is actually famous in certain circles? Like, why is this the weirdest timeline?

I mutter under my breath when I'm not at work. A lot. To the point that my wife sometimes thinks I'm just talking shit about her.

https://i.ibb.co/ZXWpyyt/products-Lagrance-GA-Police-Officer-Badge-Plaque.jpg Funny story, but I doubt that La Grange PD (In KY. I dunno about GA) will ever hire me. Having relations with the SWAT leaders wife denies you some job availability. I live in Bardstown now anyways. Paul Blart I wish my m...

Hyacinth wrote:So you have a badge and shit?

Mistakes were made on multiple people's part.

Gimp Mask wrote:is it too late to start collecting swords

Fuck no it isn't. I had Stannis Baratheon's "Light Bringer" commissioned two years ago and one day when I get dementia, I'm going on a rampage with it and a handful of flashbangs while only wearing a jock strap.

I dealt with the world's dumbest 20 year old who was sending some nasty ass photos of himself to a 14 year old who looked like Hispanic Peter Griffin who may also be slightly mentally handicapped.

Kudos for keeping the career going. I could never hold a job down for more than a year. I just hit the halfway mark for retirement. I shifted between the prisons and Probation and Parole for the longest time. I made captain at Kentucky's largest prison at one point, we even got to shoot a dude hold...

I met Bill Cosby back when I was in college. He was pretty nice. I didn't get raped though. I feel like the best people you meet in life are the ones that necessitate a mention of not getting raped It's in my will that anyone who refers to me after my demise has to put in there that I didn't rape t...

SenisterDenister wrote:Oh shit it's motherfucking Walter the Jailer.

I actually shifted over to being a patrol deputy afew years ago, so now I put people in jail instead. My job is still mostly adult babysitting though.

I met Bill Cosby back when I was in college. He was pretty nice. I didn't get raped though.

I hate that I've been lured back here. But I did miss it.

I am thankful that you all are not dead. For the most part.

S4ur0n27 wrote:Spazmo is a spoiled kid.

Yea, but him and Ghetto Goose made my day.

This thread reminded me of abunch of folks I miss posting around here like Atoga and Spazmo. Now I'm super sad.

Isn't that Lionheart? Man. I was so let down by that game. It had such good potential until it became a massive click fest.

Color me interested as I really like my Vita, but really do wish it'd play my old PSP games. Thanks for the share, Rhyno.

Blargh wrote:Also, you might like The Wolf Among Us. It's TWD but with neon and fursonas instead of zombies. :drunk:

Have you ever read the comic? I always heard it was pretty good. The comic. I've heard the games are sometimes abit uneven but generally good.

SenisterDenister wrote:If you're going to get a handheld get a 3DS. I haven't heard anyone speak highly of the vita.

I really like my vita. It sees about equal use as my DS. Sometimes more depending on whats coming out and how often I'm traveling.