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by Mechanurgist
Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:44 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: New Monitor
Replies: 11
Views: 8573

Get a Dell 24" widescreen. They use the primo IPS panels, not the shit Twisted Nematic panels that most other companies use.
by Mechanurgist
Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:36 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Fallout: Las Vegas screenshots
Replies: 9
Views: 12363

You mean troglodytes are real?!?

*goes to watch Delicatessen one more time*
by Mechanurgist
Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:25 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Thorium is the new black!
Replies: 26
Views: 15455

Thorium's just a passing fad for nuclear hobbyists. Real men build miniature black holes in their basements.
by Mechanurgist
Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:22 am
Forum: In The News
Topic: Feargus Urquhart named coolest dude in the industry
Replies: 2
Views: 5140

PiP wrote:
dialogue box wrote:You see your nephew, Feargus, crying about something as usual
Oh lawdy. Nice.
by Mechanurgist
Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:19 am
Forum: In The News
Topic: Captain Picard in Mad Max 4?
Replies: 12
Views: 9113

He played Gurney Halleck in Lynch's Dune, so he can play gritty rogues too.

Or maybe he's the last British Royalist alive in post-apocalypto Aussieland.
by Mechanurgist
Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:17 am
Forum: In The News
Topic: inXile Developer Canceled Game
Replies: 8
Views: 7171

God, that's like being told you're smelly by the Swamp Thing.
by Mechanurgist
Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:00 am
Forum: In The News
Topic: "Mad Max: Fury Road" casting news and story details
Replies: 5
Views: 5499

He looks more lean and chiseled than Worthington. With the right "starvation and pain" coach he could look like a feral survivor.
by Mechanurgist
Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:23 pm
Forum: In The News
Topic: Borderlands Gets Dated Kinda
Replies: 12
Views: 8788

Witcher FPS? What did you smoke? They were all essentially first-person shooters. It doesn't matter if the camera can be placed above your shoulder, you're still firing a gun/hacking with a sword/blasting with magic fireballs from eye-level. That's a FPS to me. http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y258...
by Mechanurgist
Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:33 pm
Forum: In The News
Topic: Borderlands Gets Dated Kinda
Replies: 12
Views: 8788

Apparently, in the future where we live every game is a first-person shooter, no matter what it's about or what the genre may be. Let's see, from the games I've played recently: The Witcher - grim fantasy FPS Fallout 3 - grim post-apocalyptic FPS Bioshock - retro-future Objectivist-trashing FPS Gear...
by Mechanurgist
Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Vista
Replies: 23
Views: 10242

You can stream your porn to your work PC now. It's brilliant.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-13860_3-10241 ... t;blogFeed
by Mechanurgist
Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:55 am
Forum: In The News
Topic: The Fallout Fans: Uncovered!
Replies: 21
Views: 17202

It was important that my message reach as many people as possible, whether they were reading the 1st or the 2nd page. That and DAC's database is ass.
by Mechanurgist
Sat Jun 06, 2009 3:57 pm
Forum: In The News
Topic: Gamasutra Interviews Feargus
Replies: 18
Views: 11999

I'm giving Beth the finger as hard as I can.
by Mechanurgist
Sat Jun 06, 2009 4:38 am
Forum: In The News
Topic: Double Feature Interview: Killzig and RexExitium
Replies: 13
Views: 10079

Mal-asia, French for 'bad Asia'. Real bad.
by Mechanurgist
Sat Jun 06, 2009 4:06 am
Forum: In The News
Topic: Fallout 3: Point Lookout
Replies: 20
Views: 16944

Looks like Fallout: Resident Evil to me. I suppose we can expect Fallout: Cold North and Fallout: Farmy Farmland next, until we've gone through the whole continuum of North American biomes, at which point Bethesda will start on the Eurasian landmass. A good way to teach geography and ecology, if not...
by Mechanurgist
Sat Jun 06, 2009 3:56 am
Forum: In The News
Topic: Exclusive Megatron Interview
Replies: 26
Views: 18387

Breakfast of Champions and Cat's Cradle, you hopeless granfaloons.
by Mechanurgist
Sat Jun 06, 2009 3:23 am
Forum: In The News
Topic: The Fallout Fans: Uncovered!
Replies: 21
Views: 17202

I'm sure there will be a FO3.

I don't know when.

It's not an official title, but c'mon, do you really see BIS never doing another Fallout game? Can anyone here stand up, look me straight in the eyes and say that BIS will never do another Fallout RPG?(1)

pax,
-Chris
Fuck you, future.
by Mechanurgist
Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:56 am
Forum: In The News
Topic: The Fallout Fans: Uncovered!
Replies: 21
Views: 17202

Write about some post-apocalyptic games, please. Vest-lend, mebbe?
by Mechanurgist
Sat May 23, 2009 3:58 am
Forum: In The News
Topic: Original Fallout Games on NPD List
Replies: 15
Views: 11230

Fallout 3-pack

"Wait, where's my fucking bloom, guvner?!?"
by Mechanurgist
Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:39 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Photos
Replies: 56
Views: 20516

You need to stop squeezing orange juice all over your photos, KoC. Try something a little more daring than saccharine sunset postcards. You've got a good tool in your hand, use it to make real art.
by Mechanurgist
Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:34 pm
Forum: In The News
Topic: This Is Only the Beginning
Replies: 11
Views: 6733

I bet they'll cast Keanu Reeves as The Vault Dude.