Duck and Cover

It is one of the eccentricities of U.S. censorship. Slider is correct. In the U.S., graphic violence is more acceptable than nudity or implied(much less real) sex. You could make a movie where Bruce Willis single-handedly destroys New Jersey and that has a sex scene, and there will be more of a fuss...

Early: Hunting rifle.

Later: Alien Blaster and Turbo Plasma Rifle.

"Great, Reaper and S_F are behind a force field again." *piles cream pies on top of field* "I've lost track of who and what I'm supposed to rhyme with, so I will haiku Umpa into tiny bits." "UMPA! face my axe and shield your puny attacks fail as I chop you to bits" *str...

Yeah but would they have put the time in to make a fusion engine for a chainsaw? When they already made a mini one in the 'ripper'? Hmm... I hadn't thought of that. I was thinking about stuff you could improvise or find in ruins or old toolsheds that wasn't already in the game(such as the crowbar)....

An anvil, gotta have an anvil(Hold this! Blang!), and seltzer bottles, and water pistols, and cans of Spam(look out! he's gonna pull the pin!), and the ability to shake and spray nukacola and beer, and snowballs, and jars from old chemistry labs... An option to run enemies over with a vehicle would ...

Ah, well. I was hoping for bonus points for researching a real weapon.

*in a berserker annoyance, Blarg smites everyone in the head with a pillow*

"YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

*opens fire with flamethrower loaded with Silly String, covering everyone in harmless blue foamy goodness*

Cornelius: Using the plasma rifle (40 watt range?)

Hey, just what ya see, pal.

I have shot it out with him and used the report to get him to kill himself, I haven't used the nuke yet...

I thought that the Illuminati were here.

I would like it if you could find a worthy spouse, instead of those nigh-useless spouse NPC's in FO2. He/she would be more likely to actually help, less likely to accidentally shoot you, and would try to come to your rescue even if your other NPC's dumped you. You could gain Karma and perhaps extra ...

Blarg's GAU-8 Avenger cannon also lets loose a mighty roar, sending bursts of hundreds of 30mm DUAPI and HEI shells at BB and his steed.

*remembers to brace self against recoil*

*gives BB2's mount a 300-round burst, 200 rounds for BB2*

*closes with belt-fed gatling shotgun to mop up*

*opens fire on Archchancellor and Blarg's clone with a
GAU-8 Avenger cannon, vaporizing them in a hail of 30mm DUAPI/HEI shells*

*forgets to take into account the Avenger's enormous recoil*

*is propelled into the back wall of the Arena and smooshed*

Blarg, after a great deal of difficulty with the new forum, arrives in the Arena.

Archchancellor: "All of those with electronic gadgets Run like hell"

"Oh, no! My armor's waste disposal system is controlled electronically!"

*hastily backs out of the Arena*

*Blarg's severed head speaks*

"Sir_Funkalot, I must warn you: Do not use the SpamCannon in your assault on GameSpy HQ. Being Spam themselves, it will only strengthen them. Choose another weapon for this endeavor."

"aaaaack..."

*dies*

Archchancellor: Have your little brother Saying Fnord twelve our everyday? You soon get sick of it trust me on this... WHat follow up move? Oh. Right. Terribly sorry. I understand how that could drive someone nigh-insane. You described having 2 knives, I assumed 2 attacks. *bows to Archchancellor in...

*Shield-blocking SA's follow-up blow, Blarg uses his downward momentum from being hamstrung to whack Archchancellor viciously in the upper chest with the hammer, punching a large square hole in his armor. Yanking him to his knees, Blarg then imaples Archchancellor in the head with the backspike* &qu...

*looks up from piling rocks on Reaper's force field*

"Huh? Did I miss something?"

*looks at combatants*

"Holy S#*t!" 8O

*Summons Fnordite(tm)-plated shield and his cold iron and silver inlaid Fnordite(tm) alloy warhammer, wielded with Really Spiffy Strength* (whew)

1. Longer range, more damage, better armor penetration by 7.62mm weapons. 2. The ability to carry more crap in the car if you carry fewer or no passengers. 3. Defeating the Enclave is not really the end of the game, you have to play through helping New Arroyo get started. You could begin this by don...

Reaper: **Casts inpenetrable shield around Reaper and Funkalot**

*piles big rocks on top of shield*