Duck and Cover

it's like watching bethesda walk their dog on our yard. it might be soon, it might be later, but eventually we're going to have a dogshit situation

shit, man

sweet, a fanfilm about the worst part of the world bethshit "fallout" game

Check back here after this dogshit is pushed out and we can talk about how prematurely bitter and self-loathing I was.

I would trade the pleasure of saying "I told you so" for a good fucking game in an instant. Unfortunately the pleasure of saying "I told you so" once this turns out to be written at a level of quality roughly equivalent to a homeless person's sock filled with a homeless person's ...

This reeks of obshittian entertainment.

Nothing changes the world like martyring something really good in front of everyone.

I guess in the end, we'll be thanking Bethesda, Bioware, Blizzard and the like for killing "big gaming" by doing their jobs so utterly poorly that even the lowest common denominator got pissed off.

I am not looking forward to the inevitable bethshit remake of fallout and fallout 2.

Fuck man.

Even I couldn't imagine they'd even have to give up the rights to the older Fallout titles.

Because they were sold, not given up.

Fuck me, it's all over. And for $2 million. Roughly the cost of a few months of marketing for the latest bethshit. I need a drink. Okay, after thinking about it for a while, it occurs to me that the only way $2 million was worth taking is if it went directly into Herve's pocket. I think he took the ...

The problem with this being that only the fact that Bethesda products are fucking garbage guarantees that Interplay won't take another comparatively massive shit into Fallout's coffin the moment they get access to the corpse. I mean nobody can outshit Beth, but Interplay in our currently Interesting...

Eat shit.

Shrewd and cunning my ass, in the first Conan story he's a king who's let ruling make him soft, then some ghost makes his sword magical and Conan doesn't even realize it until he's shattered the sword over someone's helmet already and uses the chunk of hilt as a last resort against this fuckin' cool...

What I don't understand is they rape franchises like Fallout and X-Com and Syndicate to bring them back as action games that piss off the fans, when there's stuff like Carmageddon and Crusader they could redo without ruffling feathers. Best thing you've ever said. And believe me, you've said a lot.

Could you imagine having to WALK from say, LA to Reno with no quick travel option on account of you not having discovered one of them yet? I imagine a bright new future where a child with a headwound takes over as bethesda's lead designer and everything improves until beth gets kicked off xbox for ...

What is this fucking bullshit, the tet offensive?

I fucking hate new DAC.

"fucking terrible" comes to mind, but not before "new vegas is".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KkJfczNBh8

Good to see everything is flowing along like usual here at the old cool dude's hangout.

TES has been dead for years, who the fuck cares?

The only thing left to do is see how it's possible to make a game worse than oblivion.

Not surprising.

What is surprising is that someone else hasn't come along and made a slightly less fucking shitty RPG and blown all the console kiddie's minds with it.