Duck and Cover

Buy a dead franchise: Check Make a terrible game under the new IP: Check Hire someone to pour sugar on the feces you previously created and call it a new product: Check Pay for good reviews of Feces: With Sugar: Check Demand bad reviews for Feces: With Sugar be removed from websites: Check Let me ju...

Retlaw83 wrote:People who work for a living don't have this kind of attitude.

What I like least about you is your inability to comprehend the shit you're fucking reading (and quoting) on the internet when combined with your inability to shut the fuck up when you're out of your depth.

lets throw down Jesus fucking Christ. Your title might be Overopinionated, but it should be "Angry Illiterate Penis". You can read whatever you want into what I posted, and I'm sure you're quite impressed with how well marketed-to you are. Give yourself a hand, you fucking child. I didn't...

Doc Hill wrote:Sitting here by my Fire that I've freshly brought home from a tree that God struck with a Thunderbolt, your 747 enrages me.

You and the rest of the trite cavemen.

Okay birdies, open up as wide as you can, Momma beth is about to puke some more fucking garbage down your throat! The one good thing to note about this fucking shitfest is that business is bad enough that absolutely nothing is sacred. It doesn't matter who you are, if you're in "the industry&qu...

nicely written

vodka?

FUCK THAT SHIT

PABST BLUE RIBBON

King of Creation wrote:keep Fallout 3's graphics.....

You are out of your mind, koc. Have you not noticed how plastic and shitty that game looks? The ground is probably the best looking part.

King of Creation wrote:Saxonblue, have you seen the new info we've been posting about New Vegas? Obsidian seems to be implementing a lot of pro-RPG designs.

Sprinkles on Catshit.

I remember back when games were censored for content like this. Now we live in this new and enlightened era where everything is so fucking shitty that there's no need to censor it. It just wallows there directly on top of the lowest common denominator like one of those "obese but I know you can...

He's joking. And that's a good one, too.

Right? Please let me be fucking right.

Slow Vs Shitty you mean?

The only thing I enjoy about this game even remotely (even though they fucked THIS up too) is the melee has better range than if it was glued to one's "eyeball" aka the reticle.

It's too fucking long, of course, but better than nothing.

G-G-G-Garbage Sheet-sheet-sheet

Seriously, what part of the shitmachine is paying USA today to run an article? The left nut?

Yonmanc wrote:I might try and play Fallout 3 again. Surely I'm missing something.

Yeah, you haven't lived until you've seen some of the worst digital puppetry this side of someone running a game of Rifts for their penis and testicles using a fresnel lens so that they can "See the players reactions".

Ha!

Wage Slave Dildo.

Enjoy being part of the shitmachine, CA.

I think it's mildly possible that New Vegas is going to be better than "Fallout" 3. So you aren't alone in that, KoC.

But that's it. New Vegas is like sticking a birthday candle in dogshit.

Garbagey Railroad.

Nothing to do/poorly scripted and tested starting at about 20% of the way into the game.

Better than the other ones, though shorter, and less satisfying.

Headshots still good.

This shit's going to be balls. I appreciate them finally adding food and water meters to cover up the horrible fucking healing garbage beth did in oblivion 2 (without having to go so far as not having shitty fucking working drinking fountains everywhere and shit), but it's like stapling closed a pap...

I'm not enthused about this "back in the right hands" stuff. They're clearly pandering directly to the fallout 3 crowd. Look at those screens. Fucking cartoony goddamn bullshit. Oh, so if you have "low skill" in something you automatically fail, is that what we're hearing? Great....

Wow, this looks like fucking garbage.