Duck and Cover

Aonaran wrote:

Stainless wrote:Batman and Bond are really the only other two movies I'm interested in seeing after Hellboy.

Too bad the new Bond is directed by that sob sister that did "The Kite Runner".

sweet, it's about time the bond series had some child rape.

pretty lame the race takes place on a closed track.

just saw this. good shit.

Pretty much. Dull.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WkBNKa2KXZE

haha, why are you guys mocking the teaser? It's just a straight lift from the intro movie. Except they didn't bother working too hard on the content for the TV.

SUPER
SUPER
MART
NUKA COLA!

anddddd we're spent.

ha.

Caleb wrote:ok..whats with the fucking obsession with energy drinks? doesn't anyone take fucking speed anymore?

I still do coke. I'm old school like that.

Hahaha, letting the beams cross will probably result in a horrible QTE. Pretty shrewd of Petey to get his demo aired along with a bunch of really terrible/uninteresting looking games.

PS - and yeah, even with the advent of DVR the thing will probably be up for D/L on the internets/XBL/PSN before you get around to watching it anyhow.

Don't bother unless you're ready to download 3-4 gigs worth of mods to go with. The 360 version is something close to torture.

people that are home watching spike TV at 1AM on a Saturday night are the kind of people that might be swayed by this sort of shit. I guess they do know their audience.

I just picked it up for 10 on ebay. Now to get a new gfx card.

the textures do look pretty shitty but the lighting looks improved from oblivion. The shotgun might have enough kick to stop me from playing stealthy mcheadshot but I doubt it.

but can I set Africans on fire or will I have to wait a week for Far Cry 2 to scratch that itch!?

I don't think I'll ever quit being annoyed by them playing up the survival/horror bullshit.

the differences in paragon/renegade aren't that big. the words you say are highlighted in red and then you end up fighting the foozle anyways. the biotic skill tree isn't too bad... singularity + lift will clear out pretty much everything. all of the spectre class weapons turn the game into easy mode.

overload/sabotage are pretty over-powered. you can either fuck with their shields completely or over heat weapons and get them locked out for a while. both work pretty well and will get you through the game fairly easily.

rabidpeanut wrote:Careful dude, they are going to start asking you to make sex toys.

Ask? just remove the top fin on that thing and you've got an instrument of GOATSE. My sphincter is trembling in anticipation.

yes 2 days v 10 minutes. I see what you mean.

is this the kind of shit you guys make fun of him for?

errr, can't you download the proof of insurance of your company's website in pdf format and print it out yourself? how lazy are you exactly?

seriously?