Duck and Cover

You call yourselves a Fallout community, just accepting that as promising? All it shows is that Bethesda think they know Fallout, and clearly don't. And if that pie is supposed to be a football, it shows that they clearly don't know football either. So what the fuck is so promising about it? It's go...

Of course, the joke is all on the folks who GOT the press kits, since the condoms all came "pre-used".

No doubt filled with the acidic black seed of Herve.

Hey, it actually has something in common with Fallout 2! The return of electricity maze puzzles! http://www.gamespy.com/interviews/august03/fallout/01.jpg Anyone care to speculate on what the fuck these are supposed to be? http://www.gamespy.com/interviews/august03/fallout/02.jpg As for the intervie...

Happy Birthday to the man is who is all of j00r fucking daddies (is that even possible?). I knew there was a reason why I've been drinking all day. Have a great day, and may all your gifts be articles of jaunty headwear.

It could be a troll. It would be a laugh if they had an email exchange from Interplay's PR dept trying to explain the difference between two very similarly named titles.

In every single fallout game, you really only have the choice of picking Small guns, Unarmed, or Melee at the beginning. If you were to take none of those, and tag, Big or NRG, you would have a VERY tough time getting to the point in the game where you could actually use those skills. I think the r...

I have pretty mixed feelings on the whole thing. There's no doubt that it's fairly easy to rationalise reasons for merging the gun skills based on the understanding that using one gun is not a whole lot different to using another gun ( forgetting of course the general maintainence that is considered...

Who cares if cats are extinct? You can't make obvious and lame pussy jokes about a dog. You can make obvious bitch jokes though. Maybe they should change that prostitute to a pimp named Herve who wants you to find his bitch named Chuck. LOLZORS I m4eked t3h dark homor.

* Two firearm categories: small guns (1-handed) and big guns (2-handed). This means a laser pistol would be a small gun and a plasma rifle would be a big gun. I'm not sure if I entirely agree with this, and I'm sure everyone has their own views on reclassification of weapons and whether it's necess...

Considering petrol pumps are completely fucking useless without petrol, why not use the scrap for something else? However, considering the Fallout world in 2077 obviously had mass produced robots ("he's sooooo handy!") then it would probably make sense to mix and match parts from existing ...

I'd think Fallout 2's development would be more economical. They used an existing engine, a large amount of existing content, and pushed the game out in a very short time. With FO:JAMF, they have an existing engine and that's about it. All the art content needs to be created from scratch, they seem ...

You know, I think Fallout Tactics would have been so much better with more weapons. There weren't nearly enough weapons that were next to completely useless. The player should have been able to make even more choices of using redundant weapons.

My $0.02. If you have an analogue controller, you don't need autotargetting, because the player should be able to move the stick as fine or as wide as required. Autotargetting in a game where most of the challenge lies in being able to shoot your opponents is pretty fucking weak, but it's not like w...

I can't help but notice that everybody thinks Burt is the star. What about the fucking monkey with the explosives on a fishing line? He dies for his cause. Respec'. He's the real hero in this story. I'd prefer Fallout:NAMBLA if it had monkeys fishing with explosives instead of jihad ghouls.

Major gameplay options aren't a good thing in my opinion. The game shouldn't try to please too many people, it should just be what it is.

I think this Hate-Chuck obsession is starting to get a tad too obsessive... Meh, he's brought it on himself. Besides, it's always easier to dismiss criticism when it's completely over the top. Kind of like "Yo momma is so fat..." jokes. If that doesn't put your concern to rest, think abou...

I doubt anyone from Team Chuckles reads DAC, seeing as how it's a Fallout fansite and all, but if they do, here is me reaching out to you: I will send a whole swag of neat Fallout Tactics gear, all signed, to any FO:FIST.TK team member who sends me a photo of a bunch of you guys pinning Chuck down w...

Anyone want to speculate on what the anal fisting scene is meant to be? I see a character standing there with another reaching in to tamper with their ass crack. Now no matter what the game is, it's hard to put that in context. It's just after the bit with the girl in the string bikini and metal boo...

Hah. That screenshot with the policeman versus the sailor is gold. I'm willing to bet theres a cowboy or a construction worker in there somewhere too, so FOBOS shall now be known as FO:YMCA

Here's a fun thought. Since they've taken away our outlet for criticism and hostility, it's time to start sending it straight to Chuck!